there were 2 old people. their names were fred and jimmy, one day they're sitting in the park, and fred says,"jimmy tomorrow is our 85th friendship anniversery". jimmy says," yes fred we should celebrate.
they go to a bar and get really drunk. they are dancing with young girls. so fred calls a bar waitress who serves the drinks, and says,"we need 2 sluts". so the bar waitress sets them with the inflatible dummies. they were blown up were filled with air. so in other words, they were made out of plastic.
so all night the old people were having sex with a dummy.
the next morning they went home. fred says" how was yours last night". jimmy replies," mine was just standing there doing nothing". jimmy asks fred,"fred how was yours". fred says, mine was a witch. i bit her neck, she farted, and flew out the window
2007-03-02
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