Can somebody tell me a joke funniest one gets best answer!?

Answer 1

Once upon a time....wait, I just can't go on.

The joke is too funny. The uncontrollable laughter may cause death. This joke was actually used in WWI by the NAZI torture team. I have not read it. I was going to do a cut and paste...but don't want you dying on me before giving me my 10 points.

Answer 2

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took
it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into
the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the
blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing
into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder,
and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home
and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the
repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get
all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and
said........ "HELLLOWW ... You gotta roll up the windowwws..."

Answer 3

Margie decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted. A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by". A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
"The Coopers are having sex!!"


Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex??"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a popsicle too."

Answer 4

This is an old one but still funny. A little poem.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over
Rover drove her
Cause Rover had a bone of his own

Answer 5

A man was sitting at a bar when some people being to make a lot of noise. The man sitting at the bar yelled "WHO EVERY IS MAKING THAT NOSIE BETTER SHUT UP". Everyone got quiet, then a few minutes later it started getting loud again. The man at the bar yelled "WHOEVER MAKES ANOTHER WORD SEE ME OUTSIDE BECAUSE THERE IS GOING TO BE TROUBLE" everyone got quiet again a few minutes later the noise started again. The man at the bar said "THAT'S IT" looked at the people making all the noise and and started to walk outside. When the men who where making all the noise came outside they asked "Where is he at?" someone said "I just seen him running around the corner"

Answer 6

confident thats rather humorous! Eventhough Im blonde i admire blonde jokes! :) it rather is on of my favorites. A blonde walks right into a library and tells the librarian who's engaged on the table " i could decide for to reserve a burger, french fries and a milkshake." Then the librarian says "umm.... it rather is a library." The blonde seems around for some seconds and says "Oh............" Then the blonde wispers "i could decide for to reserve a buger, french fries and a milkshake." Lol, isnt that humorous??? :)

Answer 7

Jokes aren't funny.
Like Aids.

Answer 8

Ya know you're a red-neck when your house has more miles than your car

Answer 9

Why did the chicken, NOT cross the road?

Cause it was FRYDAY.
LOL

Answer 10

did you hear about the oriental couple having a black baby?

they named him "sum ting wong"