Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed a wee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her bum that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never 4get you!

2007-03-02 02:57:28 · 29 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Like the ruby slippers from the Wizard of Oz, go for 100, 000+ when they hit the market. And there are 7 pairs.

Which outfit or costume would you want to own?

2007-03-02 02:56:54 · 9 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/kenneth_scotsman

2007-03-02 02:56:35 · 11 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whats the best donut

2007-03-02 02:56:29 · 16 answers · asked by wildremedies 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:55:59 · 2 answers · asked by xtjacob 2 in Horoscopes

A gay mans partner passes away and rather than bury him but instead decides to keep the body.one of their mutual friends calls round one evening and to his horror he finds him cooking his dead friend into a dead man vindaloo."what are you doing"he exclaims!!"."i just wanted to feel him dribble out of my backside one more time."

2007-03-02 02:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by rossy g 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A short bio about Jewel:

"Jewel was born in Payson, Utah, to German-speaking immigrants from Switzerland, Atz Kilcher and Lenedra Carroll. She is the cousin of actress Q'Orianka Kilcher. She spent most of her young life in Homer, Alaska, living with her father. The home she grew up in did not have indoor plumbing; it had a simple outhouse instead. She and her father sometimes earned a living by singing in bars and taverns. It was from these experiences she learned to yodel, a quality demonstrated in many of her songs. Her father was a Mormon, but they stopped attending the church shortly before she turned eight.

During high school, Jewel was known to spell her name "Jule" or "Juel," but she attributes this to simply playing with her name.

Jewel learned to play the guitar while on scholarship at the prestigious Interlochen Arts Academy in Interlochen, Michigan, where she majored in operatic voice. She started writing songs at the age of seventeen."

2007-03-02 02:55:54 · 9 answers · asked by bsc_student_08 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm still deciding, sorry Jesus.

2007-03-02 02:55:52 · 4 answers · asked by the_great_offender 3 in Polls & Surveys

I never got my magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-02 02:55:42 · 2 answers · asked by who cares 1 in Magazines

Well two of the four people that I thought should have left last night did, but the other two I was a little pissed about. I agree that it was Alaina and Nick's time to go but it also should have been Antonella and Sanjaya also instead of Aj and Leslie. I encourage everyone to vote! What did you think?

2007-03-02 02:55:14 · 3 answers · asked by sweetme35 5 in Television

2 times for me!

2007-03-02 02:55:01 · 19 answers · asked by the_great_offender 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think we're just living in a big dome and thats the ceiling of it, astronomers are just making all the other stuff up. I mean for real, have you ever been to outer space? Neither have I. Think about it.

2007-03-02 02:53:56 · 24 answers · asked by the_great_offender 3 in Polls & Surveys

yes please!

2007-03-02 02:53:41 · 32 answers · asked by combs 2 in Polls & Surveys

i got this song stuck in my head it goes a lil sumthin like this: i miss your hair in my face i miss your innisence and sumthin' and then you deserve much better than me!

2007-03-02 02:52:59 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-02 02:52:46 · 21 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:52:41 · 24 answers · asked by chockybikky 3 in Celebrities

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It's for my English warm up thing that's due today. I can't think of any machines that stat with these letters. Thank you!

2007-03-02 02:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As a woman with 2 full time jobs
3 kids in diapers
and a loving caring hubby who sits all day "looking" for a better job
This IS MY DREAM LIFE
how can i wish for anything better
but i seem to feel something is missing and i just can't figure it out

2007-03-02 02:52:24 · 6 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:52:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its a country song talking about love, and it says somthing like "it starts with an I and ends with a you" and then "ive got this notion, do you feel it to" or somthing like that...

2007-03-02 02:52:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-02 02:52:12 · 18 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:52:02 · 32 answers · asked by chockybikky 3 in Music

Why is it when someone gets voted off the show, they have them sing the song that got them booted? Obviously it wasn't a good song for them so why would we want to hear it again? They should let them leave with some dignity and sing a song they actually sing well. Know what I mean?

2007-03-02 02:51:43 · 11 answers · asked by Jennifer J 2 in Television

2007-03-02 02:51:41 · 31 answers · asked by the_great_offender 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:51:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:51:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a lot.
BK Broiler
British Knights
RC Cola

I also have another infamous lost question. Apparantly it's wrong to ask what's new..

2007-03-02 02:51:23 · 10 answers · asked by Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:51:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lol

2007-03-02 02:50:56 · 10 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 02:50:41 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys