A gay mans partner passes away and rather than bury him but instead decides to keep the body.one of their mutual friends calls round one evening and to his horror he finds him cooking his dead friend into a dead man vindaloo."what are you doing"he exclaims!!"."i just wanted to feel him dribble out of my backside one more time."
2007-03-02 02:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by rossy g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ROFLMAO OMG I GIVE THAT ONE 100/50***********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
2007-03-02 03:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yacky baad and funny if I am stoned. Here is a decent one:
A gay man goes into the doctor's for an exam. The handsome doctor does some tests and asks his patient to remove his jeans & underwear.
Doc then grabs the right testicle of his patient & asks him to
say,"One Hundred". The gay man happily says, "One Hundred". Doc then repeats this procedure with the left testicle. The gay man again says, "One Hundred".
For the final part of the exam, the doctor asks for the patient
to bend over the table as he is putting on his rubber glove. As
soon as the doc gets a couple of fingers into the guy's ***, he
asks him to say,"One Hundred". The gay man slowly starts, "One, ooo, Two, Three, Four..."
2007-03-02 03:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats disgusting
2007-03-02 03:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best 1 I've heard in a while!
2007-03-02 03:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Jane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar one but this is funny.
2007-03-02 10:09:57 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...but not enough to make me laugh. It's the disgust that matters...
2007-03-02 03:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm - quite funny but no worth thinking about really
2007-03-02 03:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by Lord Onion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke sick, gross, but funny at the same time lol
2007-03-02 12:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by Loveangel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk!
2007-03-02 03:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so horribly disgustingly awfully hideously funny!
2007-03-02 03:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone asked me do I like sick jokes - I would say yes - UNTIL NOW!!!!!
2007-03-02 03:01:11 · answer #11 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋