Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed a wee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her bum that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never 4get you!
2007-03-02 02:57:28 · 29 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girls just wanna have fun!
2007-03-02 03:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee
2007-03-02 11:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been on loads of times before so it wasn't worth re-posting or even asking the question prior to this to see if anyone else had read it before it had been deleted the first time. So yes, I was right. You did over promise and under deliver.
2007-03-02 11:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-03-02 11:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sabrina H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, heard that one a few times, still makes me laugh! Tee hee hee
2007-03-02 11:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke. Keep them coming. Love them
2007-03-02 11:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw this recently so knew what to expect, clever joke though.
2007-03-02 11:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats funny cheered my day up no end!
2007-03-02 11:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by chloe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha i have heard thsi one before but its good
2007-03-02 11:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good it gave me a chuckle!i have heard it before but funny none the less.
2007-03-02 11:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by rossy g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋