a teenager comes home from school.his mother is like "oh how was your day precious?"."fine" he says,"but i had sex with my teacher".his mother is outraged."you did WHAT!!!?thats it lets see what your father has to say!"so they go tell the old man.secretly he is proud but cant show it in front of his wife so he pretends to be mad and says to the wife"il take him out for a drive and teach him a lesson."when they get to the car he puts his arm around him and says"thats my boy!well done son.ok im gonna reward you with anything you want from the shopping centre."so they head in and the kid sees a lovely red bike and decides its what he wants.so they head back to the car and the dad says"listen you can cycle it home we dont live so far away."but the kid says "i cant dad,my bottom is still sore".
2007-03-02 03:27:14 · 29 answers · asked by rossy g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm proud of you too my son.
i was gonna post this earlier but i thought i would get shot down by the pc brigade.
you've got the kahunas my man.
10/10
2007-03-02 03:47:00 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi its never allowed all the ppl who publish video clips are endangering the risk-free practices of the airplane and the passengers. throughout taxi takeoff and landing using electronics is unlawful because of the fact it could intrude with planes computers as quickly as the planes has reached 10,000 u can on electronics if u have a telephone it could actually be on plane mode. U gets a warning first and than if u do not comply u may well be removed from the airplane for the risk-free practices of the passengers. i wish i became waiting to help u and function a secure flight :-)
2016-10-17 02:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you assume that the teacher is female. It just goes to show that you should never take things for granted.
2007-03-02 09:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by PETE W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny i didnt expect that !!10 / 10
2007-03-02 03:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was just WRONG!!! (but funny, in a way...8/10)
2007-03-02 06:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats weird but a good one lol
2007-03-02 03:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not what I expected!
Still I had a good laugh!!
Thanks!
2007-03-02 08:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poor bicycle.
2007-03-02 03:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-02 07:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by kammy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn dude, didn't expext the um*cough* ending, but very good. (standing ovetion)
2007-03-02 03:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by jaded girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋