A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest
gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered
with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed
up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long
ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that
are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from
showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were
hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they
looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time.
No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure
to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I
hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
2007-02-27
04:58:48
·
5 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles