A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
2007-02-27 05:01:18 · 23 answers · asked by Shy Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ho ho! I laughed at this one!
2007-02-27 05:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by hevs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I question this because I have a flat belly after the lady next door comes by. It is funny tho
2007-02-27 06:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah. 1/10 predictable
2007-02-27 05:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very funny well worth a star
2007-02-27 05:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that IS funny......10/10. LMAO.
2007-02-27 05:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by Merovingian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was funny when I firstheard it several years ago.
2007-02-27 05:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before, but it still makes me laugh.
2007-02-27 05:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jenni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-27 05:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by stinkypinky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard this one yet. Its Good!
2007-02-27 07:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by justagirlygurl_01 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another case of me liking a dirty joke...but okay, it was good.
Extra points for the ambiguous use of "blow"!
2007-02-27 06:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-27 05:05:37 · answer #11 · answered by magic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋