2007-02-27 05:02:43 · 5 answers · asked by nickjonasroxtheworld!!!!!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
2007-02-27 05:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sgt Pepper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the hamster cross the road?
Coz it was stapled to the chicken.
2007-02-27 05:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jenni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the perv cross the road? Because his d@#$ was stuck in the chicken.
2007-02-27 06:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by heynow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are sick of hearing that joke and you would rather risk your life in busy traffic than to hear it one more time.
Or maybe you are just hungry and want to eat the chicken.
2007-02-27 06:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Professor that was funnier than her question
2007-02-27 05:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by Momof2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋