joke,long but intresting?

Question

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest
gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered
with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed
up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:

Darling,

I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long
ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that
are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from
showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were
hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they
looked really smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time.
No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure
to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I
hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love.

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.

Answer 1

That's funny!
I just got in trouble for laughing really loud!

Answer 2

i like this one too:

Surrogate Father...

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. You don't know me, but I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!!" Mrs Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my!!" Mrs Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs Smith the picture.

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment I just packed it all in."

Mrs Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, er..,um.., ah.... equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod??" Mrs Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?

Good Grief, she's fainted!!

Answer 3

Hilarious!!!

Answer 4

That is Funny!You're good . Got any more?where did you here tnat?

Answer 5

Very interesting thanks!!