Entertainment & Music - 26 February 2007

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."

2. "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."

3. "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my nob off."

4. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."

5. "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."

6. "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

7. "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."

8. "When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."

2007-02-26 02:06:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Famous people...Shouldnt but would ;o)?

Who is your shouldn't but would famous person?

Simon Cowell .... ( licks lips ;o) )

2007-02-26 02:05:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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does Hilary Duff need to eat some taco?

2007-02-26 02:05:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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if you chould change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

it could be anything! not just your looks! please be serious about this not, "Oh the size of my pen!s!" yeah I don't want to hear that!

2007-02-26 02:05:36 · 19 answers · asked by Oh_man_thats_me 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Does this movie exists?

Shaving private ryan

2007-02-26 02:05:22 · 7 answers · asked by Salaama 2 in Movies

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What is the most bunny boilerish song you can think of?

Personally I think 'You Oughta Know' by Alanis is just topped by 80's icon Sonia 'You'll never stop me from Loving You'. Its all about some guy avoiding her and her refusing to take no for an answer 'And no matter what you do, I'll never let you get away'
Its scary!
What is the most bunny boiling song you have ever heard?

2007-02-26 02:04:38 · 11 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Music

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Can hip hop artists get away with anything?

They have the most vulgar of lyrics and their songs containing such lyrics are hits everywhere. Most recent example is Akon's "I wanna f*** you" that has topped charts, although it is censored to become "I wanna love you", it is only for the radios and many people know what the original idea is.

I know these songs are catchy and all, but why do these artists have to celebrate such values like promiscuity, violence and objectification of women in order to make sales? I know other genres of music do the same but hip hop is the most stark genre in endorsing such values.

2007-02-26 02:04:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I run for President, what should be platform?

Other than the Xbox360.

2007-02-26 02:03:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Im a rock music lover.. but lately i've been craving hip-hop songs.. Any good songs with great a great beat ??

2007-02-26 02:03:19 · 5 answers · asked by hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana 4 in Music

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Actual Stupid Signs funny or not?

In a Maine restaurant:

"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On a long established

New Mexico dry cleaning store:

"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."
On a New York convalescent home:

"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church"
In a funeral parlor:

"Ask about our layaway plan."
Outside a country shop:

"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:

"15 men's wool suits - $100 -

They won't last an hour!"
In a laundry room:

"Do not put wet clothes in dryers,

as this can cause irreparable damage.
In a Florida maternity ward:

"No children allowed."
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon:

"Are you an adult that cannot read?

If so, we can help."
On a roller coaster:

"Watch your head"

2007-02-26 02:03:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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does chris brown, bow wow or any other teen pop, rap, or r&b idol annoy you?

2007-02-26 02:03:14 · 6 answers · asked by teal'c 3 in Celebrities

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Do you think Eddie Murphy should have won the oscar last night?

I actually did not watch them as Hollywood snubs everyone I like every year so this is not a surprise he lost last night BUT I think he should have won years ago for playing the overweight loveable Sherman Klump in the first Nutty Professor movie. That scene in the bar when Chapelle is humiliating him in front of his girl (Jada Pinkett) made me cry....and it was Eddie's acting ability in that scene that made me cry.....Does anybody else remember that scene and did it make you tear up too?

2007-02-26 02:01:30 · 8 answers · asked by Jenny T 4 in Television

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What DON'T you need to know?

The other day, I got to thinking about stuff that I just don't need to know about.

As an example, I once heard about a guy who had been in a car accident and had severe facial injuries. As if that weren't enough, I was told that the closest match to eyelid skin was the male foreskin, and that he indeed, had some of THAT skin removed to replace his missing eyelid.
(Now, THAT was something that I did NOT need to know!)

I remember wondering what would happen to him if a pretty girl walked by. Would he NOT be able to blink? If it was is mouth that was injured, would he get a "stiff upper lip"? - Sorry -

Anyway, without further ado, here's my current list:

Here are some things that I just don’t need to know: (In no particular order)

1. The details about anybody but my own intimate or gastrointestinal matters.

2. My Grandma’s bra cup size. (Or any family member for that matter.)

3. The time, place and nature of my death.

4. How "Slim Jim’s" are made.

5. What a good kisser my sister is.

6. The particulars about female members of my family and how they are entering into "womanhood".

7. The fact that my doctor really didn’t have to "check" my prostate again.

8. The fact that the fattest and cutest woman in my office are dating each other.

9. The salary of the 26-year-old we just hired is $10,000 more than mine.

10. The fact that 26-year-old we just hired thinks I'm hot...and the fact that he owns a motorcycle...

2007-02-26 02:01:01 · 15 answers · asked by bpgveg14 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What kind of music do you like the most?

Listen to or/and buy cds.

2007-02-26 02:01:00 · 13 answers · asked by Patrik S 2 in Music

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why do all good things come to an end?

2007-02-26 02:00:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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where can i watch free tv shows on net?

2007-02-26 02:00:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Is Dirty Dirty Girl getting her beauty sleep, wake up chick, come out & play?

2007-02-26 02:00:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is this wrong?

Is it wrong to love your boyfriend,but want to date him and some one else?

2007-02-26 02:00:08 · 12 answers · asked by Mrs.Beckford 5 in Polls & Surveys

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why funny or not?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me....they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

2007-02-26 01:59:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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hey,can anybody tell me email add of DANIEL RADCLIFFE?i love him?

please take it seriously

2007-02-26 01:59:15 · 2 answers · asked by ani 2 in Celebrities