The other day, I got to thinking about stuff that I just don't need to know about.
As an example, I once heard about a guy who had been in a car accident and had severe facial injuries. As if that weren't enough, I was told that the closest match to eyelid skin was the male foreskin, and that he indeed, had some of THAT skin removed to replace his missing eyelid.
(Now, THAT was something that I did NOT need to know!)
I remember wondering what would happen to him if a pretty girl walked by. Would he NOT be able to blink? If it was is mouth that was injured, would he get a "stiff upper lip"? - Sorry -
Anyway, without further ado, here's my current list:
Here are some things that I just don’t need to know: (In no particular order)
1. The details about anybody but my own intimate or gastrointestinal matters.
2. My Grandma’s bra cup size. (Or any family member for that matter.)
3. The time, place and nature of my death.
4. How "Slim Jim’s" are made.
5. What a good kisser my sister is.
6. The particulars about female members of my family and how they are entering into "womanhood".
7. The fact that my doctor really didn’t have to "check" my prostate again.
8. The fact that the fattest and cutest woman in my office are dating each other.
9. The salary of the 26-year-old we just hired is $10,000 more than mine.
10. The fact that 26-year-old we just hired thinks I'm hot...and the fact that he owns a motorcycle...
2007-02-26 02:01:01 · 15 answers · asked by bpgveg14 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't need to know anything concerning my parents and their sex life. My brother caught them in the act when we were young and is still scarred.
2007-02-26 02:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. The details about anybody but my own intimate or
gastrointestinal issues.
- True, but if any of your gastrointestinal issues are affecting my intimate ones, then I would want to know.
2. My Grandma's bra size. (Or any family member for that matter.)
- Grandma's don't wear bras, they wear pouches like kangaroos. No further explanation needed.
3. The time, place and nature of my death.
- Well......only if it fits into the timeline I have scheduled for my death. Damn, just remembered I need to get cracking on that "Goodbye Cruel World" letter.
4. How "Slim Jim's" are made.
- This one starts with the 11th floor men's bathroom of my office. (Don't ask...)
5. What a good kisser my sister is.
- Hey, if I was from Alabama, I'd already know.
6. The particulars about female members of my family and how they are entering into "womanhood".
- Unless this is some new musical group, then NO, I don't want to know either.
7. The fact that my doctor really didn't have to "check" my prostate again.
- This would depend on whether or not he is charging me again for the "Service". If not, then what the hell, go ahead ol' boy, have a whirl!
8. The fact that the fattest and cutest woman in my office are dating each other.
- We all have our little quirks, some of us more so than others apparently.
9. The salary of the 26-year-old we just hired is $10,000 more than mine.
- Please give my regards and "Welcome to the Team" to the latest family member being hired by your company.
10. The 26-year-old we just hired thinks I'm hot...and the fact
that HE owns a motorcycle
- Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you need to look beyond the material things in life!
2007-02-26 03:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by curtuehlein 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree! Sometimes people I don't even know that well tell me stuff I REALLY don't want to know. I must look like I care or something!
For example, I do NOT need to know about anyone else's sex life or lack thereof.
2007-02-26 02:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let me add one to your list....
did u know that the skin on your lips on your mouth is replaced with skin from a girl's vagina because it can stretch out just as smooth as normal lips and no one can tell? would u kiss a girl knowing that her lips consisted of her vagina skin? (ew)
one of mine:
What it looked like to see my baby being born...
That is something I could have happily lived never having to watch...
2007-02-26 02:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by lynn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The details of my sons' sex lives
How much the teenage kids I work with make
That the Devil is among us at all times
When the world will end
Details of my sisters' sex lives
Etc., etc.
2007-02-26 02:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay the second paragraph, i didn't need to know that..
All the numbers from one to ten because it doesn't affect my life at all.
2007-02-26 02:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't need to know what times the local buses run..
I have a car
2007-02-26 02:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why the B**ch across the street moved just happy she's gone!!!
2007-02-26 02:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really need to know anybody's business but my own!
2007-02-26 02:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Brown eyed girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theres alot i don't need to know.. Ignorance is bliss.
2007-02-26 02:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by chkn_fur 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hence the term: "Need to know basis!"
2007-02-26 02:07:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋