Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me....they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
2007-02-26 01:59:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
2007-02-26 01:59:32 · update #1
GOT A LOT OF THINKING TO DO WHY ISNT IT ONETY ONE 10/10
2007-02-26 09:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a laugh. If I believed you thought of all these I give you a job in my comecy club
2007-02-28 05:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by Grey Silhouette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good, arnt we the all round comedian. LOL
2007-02-26 10:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gonna keep my eyes open for your jokes, you are soo funny!
LOL
10/10
2007-02-27 16:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff. Made me smile
2007-02-26 10:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, i love that!
you've given me some stuff to ponder over too.
cool!
2007-02-26 10:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny cause alot of it is true, good stand up act.
2007-02-26 10:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some were good, some ok
2007-02-26 10:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
these are some of your best. i loooooooooved them!
2007-02-26 11:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~HMMM CUTE~~~THANKS
2007-02-26 11:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋