In a Maine restaurant:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On a long established
New Mexico dry cleaning store:
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."
On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church"
In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan."
Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits - $100 -
They won't last an hour!"
In a laundry room:
"Do not put wet clothes in dryers,
as this can cause irreparable damage.
In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed."
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon:
"Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help."
On a roller coaster:
"Watch your head"
2007-02-26
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