Entertainment & Music - 23 February 2007

2007-02-23 11:05:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I was reading this book today, The History of Glue, and I couldn't put
it down.


I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and
on.


So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."


You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong.


I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.


I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best
Before End'


So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I
said "No, just a watch."


I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The
bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"


So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy
said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it
is."


I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby

2007-02-23 11:04:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your favorite album and why?

I ask because my favorite is not one that most like. Mine is "The Final Cut" because it speaks of the stupidity of war, the uselessness, the waste. Also it mocks the warmongers and tyrants.

2007-02-23 11:04:33 · 15 answers · asked by j 5 in Music

I hate jealousy,life would be so much better without it

2007-02-23 11:04:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the resemblance is amazing

2007-02-23 11:04:23 · 12 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Polls & Surveys

I gave my bf a massage using "hemp zap" (heat rub) because his shoulders/back were killing him. Then I washed my hands but the burning and itching persisted. Then I rubbed my face and my face got hot and itchy. Is there a way to get that stuff off my hands better than using soap and water?

2007-02-23 11:04:22 · 4 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does it give you a feeling of "closeness"? Do you enjoy the power structure in the relationship?

2007-02-23 11:03:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 11:03:41 · 46 answers · asked by Thia 6 in Polls & Surveys

i bleeding do

2007-02-23 11:03:38 · 2 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Celebrities

2!

2007-02-23 11:03:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I reaaly love all... but a prefer harry and dougie.
*I wanna hold them!

2007-02-23 11:03:05 · 4 answers · asked by cátia 2 in Celebrities

um......................................................................... now that u opend it u have to tell me it um i did bad in school now i can not go to bas

2007-02-23 11:02:47 · 3 answers · asked by alyssa l 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Examples - All In The Family was created using video; 8 Simple Rules is created using film. Are television shows recorded on both and then presented to the test audience that way?

2007-02-23 11:02:43 · 1 answers · asked by skirtt_chaser 2 in Television

Tina has fat knees? go look at her pics... EWW

2007-02-23 11:02:17 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Future Mrs. Chandler 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am a teenage girl who likes actors who are about 2-3 times my age! I can't think of any actors/singers who are teens... I feel like most of the teen guy stars out there are all stuck-up. The only guys in their 20's that I like are Orlando Bloom and Hayden Christensen. The majority of guys I like are in their 30's. I even somewhat like Mark Harmon and Richard Gere. I'm almost old enough to get married so should I be thinking more realizticaly? Are there anyother girls ages 15-18 who have a crush on actors that much older?

2007-02-23 11:01:39 · 25 answers · asked by Mrs. Travolta 2 in Polls & Surveys

... she said to one lady,"Are you peckish?", and the lady said "No, I,m Turkish!".

2007-02-23 11:01:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I knew a guy named Bob whose nickname was "Rainbow," of all things. It had something to do with a bad experience while on esctacy.

2007-02-23 11:01:19 · 22 answers · asked by Rachel 6 in Polls & Surveys

Has today's youth lost touch with what true musicianship is? What happened to today's so-called music? Art of actual playing of an instrument instead of sampling, does it exist? Thug-life, why? To increase the deterioration of our youth?

2007-02-23 11:01:09 · 4 answers · asked by David B 1 in Music

Hit your car with my shopping cart?

2007-02-23 11:01:06 · 3 answers · asked by nessa 2 in Polls & Surveys

I just know some of the text, a female is singing it...

Oh my god I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my god and I think I have tongue peirxed too
Oh my god ...it's sunday morning after

2007-02-23 11:00:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Does anyone have any logic why eviction of the Bahama home where Stern/Danielynn live needs to be enforced at this time? Stern is a good guy who really adored anna nicole. Why's he getting such awful press? Her mother is the bad one in the drama. No contact and NOT letting her own flesh/blood put to her final resting place is appalling. Why does she keep hurting her, even in death? Any opinions on all this??

2007-02-23 11:00:08 · 5 answers · asked by Leslie B 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-23 11:00:06 · 7 answers · asked by Sean 1 in Movies

it's an older song and i'm sure the words are something along the lines of "you belong to me, everybody tells me so"
help! it's driving me crazy!

2007-02-23 11:00:04 · 10 answers · asked by britishlol 2 in Music

2007-02-23 10:59:55 · 5 answers · asked by m spence 1 in Television

Well consider it done.

2007-02-23 10:59:50 · 28 answers · asked by Shizu 2 in Polls & Surveys

Would I be able to send a promotional cd to Simon to listen to it and give me his honest opinion. I may be biased, but this is a fantastic singer.

2007-02-23 10:59:45 · 7 answers · asked by bootsie 1 in Music

What did I miss while I was gone?

by the way it helped by laying down for awhile thanks guys!

2007-02-23 10:59:25 · 14 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 10:59:22 · 15 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 10:58:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 10:58:11 · 6 answers · asked by nessa 2 in Polls & Surveys