I was reading this book today, The History of Glue, and I couldn't put
it down.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and
on.
So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."
You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best
Before End'
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I
said "No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The
bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy
said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it
is."
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby
2007-02-23 11:04:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny 10/10 i,m sure the great man himself would have enjoyed these....
2007-02-23 11:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 09:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love 'em.
A true story regarding the great man.
After a Royal Variety performance, the acts are backstage being introduced to Her Majesty. Upon reaching Tommy Cooper she says, 'I loved the act Tom." To which he replies; "Ah-em, thankyou Mam, that;s very kind of you to say. Mam, do you enjoy watching football?"
The Queen replied, "Actually Tommy, I find it somewhat tiresome." In that perfect timing of his, Tommy replies, "In that case, Mam, can I have your FA cup final tickets?" Classic!!!
2007-02-23 11:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by Devil's Advocate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smoke Alarm with a snooze button! Classic :D! I'm gonna get it made into a bumper sticker for my cousin, he's a fire fighter. It'll piss him right off! :D
2007-02-27 10:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by mohara_geminidawn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No disrespect to your good self, but there was only one Tommy Cooper, it wasn`t just the way`he told jokes, cos he only had to walk on stage and people would laugh, liked some of em though
2007-02-23 12:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA some of them could have been written by the grate man himself
2007-02-26 12:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by top cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Yes, he would. He was one of the few men who were just naturally funny. His timing was perfect and he has stood the test of time. Well done.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-23 12:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile imagining him telling them!
Nice one!
2007-02-26 08:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 VERY FUNNY
2007-02-23 22:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he probably would have they were very funny.
2007-02-23 21:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋