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Entertainment & Music - 22 February 2007

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What a waste of time and money for all involved regarding embalming her and having a viewing. I figured out from the begininng she had to be embalmed sooner then the 8 days it took and when the embalmers said you had better view her body now..how many of us all ready figured that out? Don't they have any common sense?

2007-02-22 00:27:46 · 11 answers · asked by justme 6 in Celebrities

2007-02-22 00:27:44 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"

Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."

From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen."

This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.

Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. "You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!"

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.

2007-02-22 00:27:32 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Not That Far...


Outside my window is a spider and a tree,
A dirty coloured field,
And abandoned factory.

Beyond the factorys the train,
Which I hear at night,
Along with the rain.

Im really not that far at all,
We're connected by the line,
Thats made of steel and metal
and joins your heart with mine.

2007-02-22 00:27:17 · 12 answers · asked by Lindsay T 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 00:27:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 00:26:46 · 5 answers · asked by mouse 3 in Polls & Surveys

Just LeRoy sweetie and my last name isn't sweetie!!

2007-02-22 00:26:16 · 23 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Now we can start thinking about the weekend and what we're gonna do! Yay!

2007-02-22 00:24:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(Like Mozart, Beethovn, Brahms, Tchaikovsky, ect.)

2007-02-22 00:24:06 · 12 answers · asked by Evil Genius 3 in Music

2007-02-22 00:23:17 · 15 answers · asked by scottish football ....nuff said 5 in Jokes & Riddles

'Think about a name right now; before I fall any deeper,
think about a name; i'm getting weaker and weaker'
and so on so fourth, but could anyone give me the name to this song and the artist; i want to put it on my iPod, I like it, but don't know the song name or artist!

2007-02-22 00:23:12 · 17 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2007-02-22 00:22:01 · 15 answers · asked by johnboy 4 in Celebrities

What should I do....?

2007-02-22 00:21:55 · 31 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

who is the hotest peron of bollybood

2007-02-22 00:21:54 · 6 answers · asked by vickram S 1 in Celebrities

(Fill in the blank)

2007-02-22 00:21:22 · 25 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 00:20:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 00:20:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st
grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Fire truck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...

2007-02-22 00:19:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

while she parting around town from state to state where are the boys and why is k fed just now going to court to get thos kids??? whats he up to im wondering b/c he can care less about his frist 2 i think hes in this for more money

2007-02-22 00:18:49 · 10 answers · asked by mary m 3 in Celebrities

i like "maa tuje salaam"-a.r raheman and "tere bina me"-guru-a. r raheman.

2007-02-22 00:18:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-22 00:18:27 · 2 answers · asked by nysbocrockland 1 in Music

their ladder? Do you think there's a catch?

2007-02-22 00:18:26 · 23 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

Did anyone else love this show?

2007-02-22 00:18:05 · 5 answers · asked by katy23 2 in Television

I have one nice townhome in a Waterfront harbor Community with a nice 18 hole golf course where a new museum with an IMAX theatre is going in. The townhouse is walking distnce to a mass transit rail system.

I also have a 3000 SF house on over an acre with tall Douglas fur trees and blueberry bushes and an Artesian well on 80 ft of waterfront secluded yet accessable to the freeway

Which should I sell? Or should I keep both residences. I do not need the money and don't have to sell either

The house is on one coast while I work and live on the other coast in the townhouse.

2007-02-22 00:17:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________

> HAPPINESS
>
>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
> ______________________________
>
> LONGEVITY
>
>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
> ______________________________
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> _____________________________
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

2007-02-22 00:17:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The critical side of me wants to write it off as a bunch of bunk. But, I can't help but admit that when reading about my sign (libra), the way in which libras are described peg me, to a tee.

So, I think there has to be something to it. But, if it is real.....how do you find an accurate way to use and access it?

What do you think?

2007-02-22 00:17:13 · 14 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Horoscopes

Where are they all now? The lead singer was called Angie I think?

2007-02-22 00:16:56 · 3 answers · asked by Lisette W 1 in Music

2007-02-22 00:16:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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