A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st
grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Fire truck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...
2007-02-22 00:19:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FranK!
2007-02-22 00:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. I wasn't thinking of what the first replaced into thinking, yet i found out after a on a similar time as that .... yeah. XD great shaggy dog tale; i desire to tell this to somebody! xD
2017-01-03 07:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, I had same ideas as the principal, very good, clever and suprisingly clean too
2007-02-22 03:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was really amazing! It's the first time I read a joke and I enjoy it so much!
2007-02-22 00:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Roubini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. 10/10 all the way
2007-02-22 02:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good.But just answer this -how much time did you take to type this?Please tell because I want to know how fast you are in typing and also how much patience you had to type this!!!!!!
2007-02-22 00:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Pooj@ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!! Hahahahahahaha! I'm passing this joke along!
What starts with F and ends with K?
FantastiK!
Hahahahaha!!!
2007-02-22 00:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by johnlucas31320 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...
the principal got an extremely dirty mind
I like the coconut part
2007-02-22 01:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I should go back a few grades...i didn't get them all right either.
2007-02-22 00:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by n.t. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute....fink
2007-02-22 00:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋