Entertainment & Music - 20 February 2007

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

2007-02-20 12:02:08 · 13 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Jokes & Riddles

it goes..........sugar how you get so fly sugar sugar how you get so fly............sugar sugar how you get so fly............thats all i know

2007-02-20 12:01:34 · 8 answers · asked by magnolia 4 in Polls & Surveys

State names what is the first thing to come to mind?

Kansas
Texas
Florida
Colorado
Calafornia
and
Arkansas

2007-02-20 12:01:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What next?? She'll rip the bible as Sinead O'Connor... go figure!!!

2007-02-20 12:01:20 · 12 answers · asked by CrazySexyCool 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-20 12:00:52 · 10 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I like them both. I love Hugh as Logen in all X-men movies
And Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow

2007-02-20 12:00:50 · 14 answers · asked by Franklymydear 4 in Movies

Betty Applewhite's son broke into Gabriella and Carlos' house and it scared her and she fell down the stairs and miscarried. Why did they keep him chained up? What was wrong with him? What happened to him after Gabreilla's house? What happened to the Applewhites? I really need to start watching again.

2007-02-20 12:00:32 · 2 answers · asked by Mom of Three 6 in Television

Why is it that I am reading past questions and searching online and I don't really see anything about the Disney Princess Megara (From Hercules)? I see Ariel, Mulan,Jasmine, etc. but what about Megara? I'm mean I love these princesses, but Meg was my favorite Princess, because she saved Hercules life and she wasn't looking for love, love just kind of found her. Plus, I love the song "I Won't Say in I'm in Love". Why do you think this is? Do you think it's because she didn't actually marry a prince so most people don't consider her a princess? In the movie she married Hercules (Who was a god in the movie) so isn't that close enough to a prince? Or did people just not enjoy this movie?

2007-02-20 12:00:19 · 6 answers · asked by Lynz 1 in Movies

2007-02-20 12:00:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My favorite band is the News Boys
My favorite song is Grace Like Rain
(note that Grace Like Rain is sung by Todd Agnew not News Boys, so if your favorite band doesn't sing your favorite song please tell what band does)

2007-02-20 12:00:13 · 7 answers · asked by Jesus Freak 1 in Music

I was looking at an online poll entitled "Love'em or Hate'em" and I was shocked to see that when it came to not so dearly departed Ana Lucia, the love hate ratio eas 50:50 my enitoanl though was that the love people were just causal vewiers or had never seen the show because no real fan could love that (a few well chosen words I probely shouldn't post on the internet!) But I'm starting to wonder are there those of you out there that did infact like Ana? Let me know I'm intrested to here thanks!

2007-02-20 12:00:11 · 2 answers · asked by allycat091 4 in Television

Talk all the Mr. Important talk and have these jobs which require a bit of a brain and then they go up there on the news and "neurotic indigenous ahhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm sardonicism super calla frajillistic aahhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm expealladoscious"...they go up there are use all these big words in between long ummms. I dunno it just gets on my nerves a little.


And yes, I know what those words mean, I was just throwing them in there. Well except for super calla frajillistic expealladoscious. Who the hell knows what that means.

♥

2007-02-20 12:00:05 · 24 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Polls & Surveys

What does a guitar say to another guitar that is nervous?

2007-02-20 11:59:59 · 2 answers · asked by Death.Note.fan 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Things you'd love to say at work but can't

1. I see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand what you're saying.
10. Ahhh... I see the screw up fairy has visited you again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean that you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant

2007-02-20 11:59:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why are people so obsessed with the tabloids?.......Because Brittany Spears cut off all her hair....Because Anna Nicole Smith died....etc...etc....etc...how does any of this that they show on tv day after day after day help me pay my bills. If people would collectively start caring about their own business instead of being so consumed with what is happening to the rich and famous we could make a difference in what these guys publish ( maybe something really worth reading/watching)

2007-02-20 11:59:08 · 20 answers · asked by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 in Celebrities

Use your imagination,please.

2007-02-20 11:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Moanika 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'll never give up, i'll never give up, i'll never believe that love just fades away.

2007-02-20 11:58:31 · 5 answers · asked by OnionSkin 3 in Music

2007-02-20 11:58:20 · 15 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 11:58:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the first floor shouting out of a window.."Help,help,please help!!""
The firemen in a circle,stretch out a sheet and say.."Jump,we'll catch you."
Paddy tells them "I don't trust youse lot..when I'm half way down you'll whip the sheet away,...I'll take my chances higher up."
He climbs up to the second floor and the same thing happens.
Eventually he reaches the 7th floor and can't go any further.
"Jump!" say the firemen."....we'll catch you."
"No way" says Paddy,do you think us Irish are thick.." when I'm half way down,you'll whip the blanket away....you put that blanket on the floor,......... THEN I'll jump."

2007-02-20 11:58:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-20 11:57:39 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Instead make them rip open their shirts to show the dollar amount.I bet the ratings would go up. What do you all think?

2007-02-20 11:57:35 · 3 answers · asked by ozman 4 in Television

I want to get that movie on my ipod, but its not on there. Will Apple put that movie on? If so, when?

2007-02-20 11:57:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i was born in Armidale, NSW, Australia

2007-02-20 11:57:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I play the clarinet (B flat) and was having trouble with the ugly "throat tones" of B/A flats (in the staff)
I was wondering if you had suggestions.
I heard that there were fingerings that could make the sound better?

Any help would be great.

2007-02-20 11:56:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my personality is? I'm a libra, born in the year of the goat/lamb, whichever one you wanna call it...er...1991...I suppose that's an easier way of putting it. So yeah...libra, born in 1991. What do you think I'd be like, based on that ALONE?

2007-02-20 11:56:53 · 9 answers · asked by booda2009 5 in Horoscopes

i need one ASAP!!!! i need a program where i can make my own music.

2007-02-20 11:56:52 · 1 answers · asked by aznbuddy 3 in Music

mine is 270

2007-02-20 11:56:18 · 28 answers · asked by JaMaHo 2 in Polls & Surveys

take a look at my girlfriend....shes the only one got...shes not much of girlfriend....i never seem to get a lot

2007-02-20 11:55:57 · 3 answers · asked by Rachel 2 in Music

2007-02-20 11:55:33 · 3 answers · asked by Howie Wowie 2 in Music