Things you'd love to say at work but can't
1. I see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand what you're saying.
10. Ahhh... I see the screw up fairy has visited you again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean that you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant
2007-02-20 11:59:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!OMG!!!So funny!!
I gave u a star!
have a nice day!
2007-02-21 14:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good points. 8/10.
2007-02-20 20:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normal?? At my company normal is just a setting on the dryer!!
2007-02-20 20:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you caught me red-handed alright!! That is copyright from me, you know!!LOL!!â¥
2007-02-20 20:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋