Entertainment & Music - 20 February 2007

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.

She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50.

Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."

A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores. Hi George!"

2007-02-20 11:50:19 · 3 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Jokes & Riddles

You accused someone of being a liar?

2007-02-20 11:50:15 · 32 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Suppose silliness was suitable to serenity and sincerity, since it is seeminly sloppy to slide silly sayings into a slippery situation, shall we simply supply sultry suppleness to serious scenarios or is it suspicious to slap silt on slimy surfaces of subconsciousness?

2007-02-20 11:50:12 · 21 answers · asked by Jim R 4 in Polls & Surveys

that won't post, so you reword it several times trying to get it to post? I get determined to get it on here one way or another.

2007-02-20 11:50:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 11:49:48 · 11 answers · asked by rain<3 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jasam are the couples Jason Morgan and Samantha Mccall
Liason are Jason Morgan and Elizabeth webber?


Please explain why u like one or the other...

I know it's a soap opera I'm just wondering
which you would rather see in the future...

2007-02-20 11:49:46 · 7 answers · asked by devilsadvocate 4 in Television

It's a funny song about the ending of a relationship and she says something like number 16 wants to tie you up...something like that. Please help!

2007-02-20 11:49:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes.

All your clothing will be provided.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips.

You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

2007-02-20 11:49:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Walked over to the soda machine and pressed the button only to have the "WRONG" soda come out? How hard is it for the soda guy to put drinks in the right slots? Am I asking to much?

2007-02-20 11:49:03 · 26 answers · asked by Æon Flux 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hi. I'm looking for the show, which featured George bringing his film in to be developed. He starts some type of communication with one of the film developers, and thinks its the young lady he always talks to. He finds out at the end, it is a man, and he also receives a picture where the man is posing semi-nude. (George had sent in film of him posing without a shirt on.) Season # and show name please. I want to get that series on DVD.

2007-02-20 11:48:13 · 2 answers · asked by MC White 2 in Television

.get back together, or should she just finally rid herself of him and marry me?

2007-02-20 11:48:08 · 13 answers · asked by Cindi 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 11:47:50 · 35 answers · asked by jessie 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-20 11:47:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who do you think is going to win, Shamrock from ATL ( thats where i'm from), or Jon Brown who claims to be the King of the Burbz?

2007-02-20 11:47:38 · 5 answers · asked by -Adri♥; 3 in Television

2007-02-20 11:47:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you crossed the line?

2007-02-20 11:47:14 · 18 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell', and you say 'a$$',ok?" "Ok." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

The Mom looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your a$$ it won't be Cheerios."

2007-02-20 11:47:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Woke up from a nap and thought that it was the next morning and you were late for work/school? What did you do?

2007-02-20 11:47:12 · 9 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 11:46:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

me:
Sun=Scorpio
Moon=Virgo
Mercury=Scorpio
Venus=Saggittarius
Mars=Libra
Jupiter=Aries

her
Sun=Virgo
Moon=Capricorn
Mercury=Virgo
Venus=Cancer
Mars=Aries
Jupiter=Gemini

2007-02-20 11:46:38 · 11 answers · asked by joeschmo 3 in Horoscopes

2007-02-20 11:46:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

wats his name and where can i get some pics of him?

2007-02-20 11:46:17 · 2 answers · asked by tomboychick735 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-20 11:45:39 · 9 answers · asked by ::♥Breezeway♥:: 2 in Polls & Surveys

For 420 yet ?

2007-02-20 11:45:37 · 2 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

........your real next door neighbor standing there naked and gazing at you with "bedroom eyes", would that be a good thing or a bad thing?

2007-02-20 11:45:29 · 49 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

:(

2007-02-20 11:45:10 · 22 answers · asked by alessandra 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 11:45:02 · 13 answers · asked by Brianna M 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-20 11:44:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How are these names for 2 German shepherd puppies that are brother and sister?
Spirit (the boy) & Kahlua (the girl).

[LOL!!! 3 guesses why I chose Kahlua. =D]

2007-02-20 11:44:18 · 8 answers · asked by ariel 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Vermonty Python. (Ben and Jerry's) Best ice cream ever!!

2007-02-20 11:44:13 · 42 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys