A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes.
All your clothing will be provided.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips.
You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
2007-02-20 11:49:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles