A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell', and you say 'a$$',ok?" "Ok." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.
The Mom looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your a$$ it won't be Cheerios."
2007-02-20 11:47:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart ones!! I'll look at your other jokes too!!♥
2007-02-20 12:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA Funny!
Here's another one:
Osama bin Laden dies and goes knocking on the door of Heaven.
St. Peter comes out indignantly:
-But son what do you think?!You can't come in here!
-I don't want to go in, but you all have 5 minutes to come out.
2007-02-20 19:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by amateurgrower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it, sounds like my nephews. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-20 19:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my house!
2007-02-20 19:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this one never gets old lol
2007-02-20 20:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it at first, but when i did i nearly fell off my seat!!! funny yo!
2007-02-20 19:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he dumb kid
but hes only four
so kute kid
2007-02-20 19:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! still laughing! ok. not anymore.
2007-02-20 19:50:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-20 19:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by Dakota 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's all I have to say
2007-02-20 19:50:29 · answer #10 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋