Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
Crazy things to do in an elevator:
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
Sorry these were kinda random
2007-02-19
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