Entertainment & Music - 19 February 2007

2007-02-19 03:59:10 · 29 answers · asked by be my Angel :) 3 in Comics & Animation

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2007-02-19 03:58:55 · 20 answers · asked by m company 1 in Celebrities

Why?

2007-02-19 03:58:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 03:58:37 · 3 answers · asked by james k 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-19 03:57:55 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which one is your favorite and why for example. becaue i love bow wow because he is the star of the thing.

2007-02-19 03:57:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Now punch the monitor as hard as you can with your iron fist...that is, if you're using Microsoft. Everybody should switch to Mac. It's BETTER IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY.

(Disclaimer: I am not in any way affiliated with Microsoft Corporation, I am not sponsored by them, I am simply spreading this message for charity).

2007-02-19 03:57:13 · 33 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 03:57:03 · 27 answers · asked by Ghost-Rider VI 3 in Polls & Surveys

Over the weekend Lincoln and Washington have been telling me that I should go for a new or used (or even certified used) car, truck, or SUV.

Neither of these presidents make me want to buy a new car. However, if Nixon told me what a steal these cars were, Harry Truman told me about the bomb deals, or even if Clinton told me about how BIG the savings were I might consider it. What about you?

2007-02-19 03:56:53 · 11 answers · asked by D 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 03:56:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He is the milleniums super star, first citizen of Bollywood, heart beat of millions, badshah of indian film industry, Guru of all Gurus bla bla bla....Is n't it enough to award Mr. Bachhan, Bharat Ratna ?

2007-02-19 03:56:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I drove by the apartment dumpster this morning and I bet there were 4 or 5 of them thrown all over. They took the bed frame, why not the whole thing ? No one wants your stinky, stained mattress. After all, it was good enough for you to sleep on all that time...

2007-02-19 03:56:18 · 6 answers · asked by Mr 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am afraid lunch time is never going to get here!!

2007-02-19 03:55:45 · 17 answers · asked by Ms. Cranky 4 in Polls & Surveys

Top 10 Secrets Learned From Saddam Hussein's Papers

10. "Saddam" is Kurdish for "Duane"

9. Had just acquired a New York City cabdriver's license

8. Surprisingly, dots his "I"s with hearts

7. You won't find a bigger Clay Aiken fan

6. Four of clubs? Gay

5. His "divine plan for world domination" was written on back of Blimpie's coupon

4. Continued to name himself "Iraqi of the Month" right through November

3. Was working on a book of "You Might Be a Dictator If..." jokes

2. Funneled money to ABC to throw Trista and Ryan a fabulous wedding
1. He wrote letters to "Penthouse" under name "Sexy in Spider Hole

2007-02-19 03:55:29 · 15 answers · asked by Katherine P 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Yum!

Ointment: Each tube contains: yeast as a live cell derivative (Bio-Dyne: Skin Respiratory Factor) 1% and shark liver oil 3%. Nonmedicinal ingredients: chlorhexidine gluconate, falba, flavor, lanolin, mineral oil and petrolatum. Tubes of 25, 50 and 75 g.

2007-02-19 03:55:25 · 15 answers · asked by Chewie 7 in Polls & Surveys

i just asked up there :P

2007-02-19 03:55:21 · 7 answers · asked by April 2 in Celebrities

man I'm hungry right now!!

2007-02-19 03:54:59 · 7 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

if u do then can i have da codes of the 12pack cardboard from cans pack

2007-02-19 03:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by teedrasgurl 1 in Polls & Surveys

...or wait until the cleaning lady comes tomorrow, I mean, what the heck are we paying her for anyways if I'm doing all the work?

2007-02-19 03:54:39 · 42 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 03:54:29 · 22 answers · asked by Rabbit 5 in Polls & Surveys

we need water to drink to survive, when babies are born there is a water that gushes out with an equivalent to sea water

on the other hand,

when we burn we turn into dust, we can breathe in air

2007-02-19 03:54:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got hit by a truck while riding a motorcycle in the woods.

2007-02-19 03:53:46 · 10 answers · asked by ICEMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

Should i flash the landscapers? Do you think they'll throw me some beads?

2007-02-19 03:53:39 · 6 answers · asked by gymspirit 5 in Polls & Surveys

And I said I couldn't because I'm mediating a fight between RoboCop and Cowboy Bob? How could I explain that to an outsider?

2007-02-19 03:53:32 · 5 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN


I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.

I don't ***** to my girlfriends about the size of my br$xsts.

I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two bxlls and stand when I p$$.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

And now it's time for a rebuttal

I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my £r£ctions.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like sh a g carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two bxxbs and squat when I p££.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then scr£w you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old p£ n is envy.
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my d £ ck.
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

2007-02-19 03:52:42 · 25 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 03:52:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 03:52:26 · 17 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

Try to come up with the answer to this on your own but the answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.

At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth, one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers while the other is getting oral pleasure from an 85 year old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing. what are they both thinking?
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2007-02-19 03:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 03:52:09 · 6 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

"pun"

2007-02-19 03:51:53 · 6 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys