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I drove by the apartment dumpster this morning and I bet there were 4 or 5 of them thrown all over. They took the bed frame, why not the whole thing ? No one wants your stinky, stained mattress. After all, it was good enough for you to sleep on all that time...

2007-02-19 03:56:18 · 6 answers · asked by Mr 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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hey i've done some apartment 'punch-outs' in my time, and if they were considerate enough to remove the mattress and the worst of their filth, that a big plus. i once had to drag some crack-head's junk out when they abandoned their apartment and found a kitten's skeleton beneath the mattress. saved me the price of a value meal that day, i must admit (i was too sick to eat, ok??? don't get any sick ideas over that statement).

2007-02-19 04:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Remember the bedbug epidemic. And sometimes you break up, and don't want that persons spoog on your sleepin' spot no more. Just think, you could pile four of them up and sleep like a princess. A princess with bedbug bites.

2007-02-19 04:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by MuscleMouth 2 · 0 0

It is the human version of scent marking the territory..

2007-02-19 04:03:03 · answer #3 · answered by metoo 7 · 1 0

Some mattresses are just big pee sponges.

2007-02-19 04:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

Maybe they don't want it either! lol. Why don't you let scottie beam it up for them spock?

2007-02-19 04:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Alyssa™ 3 · 0 0

they dont want to feel nostalgic

2007-02-19 04:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0 0

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