Random jokes?

Question

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".


Crazy things to do in an elevator:

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Lean against the button panel

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!


Sorry these were kinda random

Answer 1

nice ones! Marine must be laughin his head of with u!

Answer 2

lol i heard some of the elevator ones-
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"




Try This!!
What 2 do while shopping at Wal-Mart... this is SOO funny!!!
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute > intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security
camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

LOL, im totally gonna try those

Answer 4

hahahahaha guess whose gonna try these out asap lol =]

Answer 5

I like the way your mind works.
tell us more.

Answer 6

lol i should totally try some of those.

Answer 7

They were funny

Answer 8

you got that right. they were kinda random.

Answer 9

LOL. All righty! LOL.

Answer 10

random, is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!