Entertainment & Music - 17 February 2007

a blind man goes into a store with his dog,after a couple of minutes he starts shaking his dog left right left right.the manager of the store get's mad seing that ,he goes to the man and sayzz wath r you doing? the blind man sayz oh! im just looking around lol

2007-02-17 10:02:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok people, put whatever you want...

2007-02-17 10:01:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sexy? Or do they just remind you of your old geography teacher?

2007-02-17 10:01:55 · 43 answers · asked by mcfifi 6 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know where I can get the video code or song to add to my myspace?

2007-02-17 10:01:31 · 6 answers · asked by carmajess 1 in Music

please dont WRITE EBAY. or a foreign online store. thanks

2007-02-17 10:01:21 · 3 answers · asked by saturnstar 3 in Comics & Animation

The following is an article reprinted from the Sydney Morning Herald, entitled "50 things you would never know if it weren't for the screen".

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.


If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's day parade - at any time of the year.


All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to the armpit level on the woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.


All grocery bags contain at least one French stick.


It's easy for anyone to land a plane, provided there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.


Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.


The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No-one will think of looking there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.


You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone your sweetheart back home.


Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.


The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in any building in Paris.


People on TV never finish their drinks.


A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


The chief of police is always black.


When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.


If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your hand to grow by 6 inches.


Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.


During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.


Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon, and waffles for their family, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.


Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.


Wearing a singlet or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.


A single match can light up a room the size of a football stadium.


If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.


Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.


Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people in the 23rd century will have lost this technology.


All single women have a cat.


Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.


Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.


One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.


Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.


If a phone line is a broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?"


Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their friends or family have died in a strange boating accident.


It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.


During a very emotional confrontation, instead of looking at the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.


When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.


Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.


Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.


When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.


Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.


No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.


If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.


You can always find a chainsaw whenever you are likely to need one.


Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.


Having a job of any kind will make fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.


Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.


All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.


It is always possible to park directly in front of the building you are visiting.


Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, throw it away. You can always buy a new one.


Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.


A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.


If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump in to will know all the steps.

2007-02-17 10:00:40 · 14 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

**I posted this again to get more responses since the first one got bumped to page 2!!! :-) **

Honestly, I'm guessing that there will be a lot of girls out there who start shaving their heads or getting REALLY short haircuts just to be liberated -- not so much BECAUSE Britney Spears did it, but I think that her doing it will spark some sort of widespread reaction. What do ya'll think? (LOL, I threw the ya'll in there as a tribute to Britney!)

For those of you who haven't heard yet, these are the pictures/videos of her shaving her head (she did it herself and then followed up by getting a tattoo!!!!):

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/17/britney-shaves-her-fand-ing-head/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9_oaKYFM0c

2007-02-17 10:00:24 · 9 answers · asked by Happy 3 in Polls & Surveys

i used paypal to buy a nintendo wii and its been 3 weeks and ive sent several emails to the seller but they haven't even as much as replied. is this a scam> and also, can i get my money back with paypal?

2007-02-17 10:00:03 · 3 answers · asked by Marie 2 in Other - Entertainment

I DON'T THINK I DO, AYSSA GETS MENTIONED AND JENNIFER, WHAT ABOUT ME? I GET MENTIONED ONCE IN A BLUE MOON EVERYONE. WHAT'S MY NAME?

2007-02-17 10:00:03 · 34 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

would yuna from ffx and ryou from tokyo mew mew make a good match?

2007-02-17 09:59:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

mine was the 80s, duran,level42, heaven 17,spandau ballet,human league,m jackson,thompson twins & many more

2007-02-17 09:59:46 · 20 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Music

I'm in a good mood and would like to hear some feel-good love stories.

=)

2007-02-17 09:59:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does he sit up in the front seat like a person or lay down and take a nap? Wake up when you go through the bank window for a biscuit or a hamburger from McDonald's?

2007-02-17 09:59:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-17 09:59:20 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Which character did you like the best on that western sitcom.?
I think I like Gunsmoke the best and Kitty was excellent.

2007-02-17 09:59:10 · 7 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

were all desperate??

2007-02-17 09:58:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-17 09:58:54 · 16 answers · asked by 5XSBCHAMP 1 in Movies

2007-02-17 09:58:53 · 6 answers · asked by Buckaroo Banzai 3 in Movies

Why has Britney Spears let her career go down the toilet? When she first came on to the music scene,she seemed so sweet and down to earth,and within the past couple of years,she acts like she has lost her marbles why? Doesn't she realize how damaging that this will be to her music career? Alot of her former fans have had enough of her behavior and will not buy any future CD's that she makes because she has really turned alot of people off with her rebel/partying act. What do you think of Britney Spears new bald head,her new tattoo,and her non stop drinking and partying? Do you think that if she doesn't stop her partying ways,that social services may take her children away? I am curious to see what everyrone else thinks about Britney Spears wild behavior and antics lately?

2007-02-17 09:58:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-17 09:58:24 · 3 answers · asked by the guy who knows little 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Personally I think Kerrang...the DJ's are much more with it!! Specially Ugly Phil and Tim Shaw

2007-02-17 09:58:24 · 9 answers · asked by lisa4rugby 2 in Polls & Surveys

and do your answers/questions differ to when you are sober?

2007-02-17 09:58:08 · 26 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can some one tell me where i can download the episodes for Fruits Basket in AVI format so i can put it in my Psp?

2007-02-17 09:58:05 · 6 answers · asked by *YESH* 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-17 09:57:50 · 2 answers · asked by whoami 1 in Music

2007-02-17 09:57:39 · 33 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Polls & Surveys

Received violation notices for the following jokes - what's Yahoo's problem?
A man goes into a bar looking glum.
"What's the matter?" asks the barman.
"I've just discovered my eldest son is gay," says the man.
A week later the man is back looking even more miserable. He says to the barman, "I've just discovered my second son is gay."
A weeks later he's back looking extremely depressed. "Today my youngest son told me he's gay as well."
"Heck," says the barman..."Does anyone in your family like women?"
"Yes," says the man. "It turns out my wife does." :)
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A man pushes his car into the garage and tells the mechanic that the engine just died on him in the street. After a few moments of tinkering under the bonnet, the engine is purring again.
"Great," says the driver. "How did you fix it?"
"Just cr*p in the carburretor," replies the mechanic.
"Okay," replies the man. "So how often do I do that?"
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(Do you think these jokes deserved violation notices? :o)

2007-02-17 09:56:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-17 09:56:46 · 15 answers · asked by Im Curious 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-17 09:56:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-17 09:56:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

What do you think of american idol. do love it, hate itt, care about it? what was your favorite season of American Idol?

2007-02-17 09:56:04 · 13 answers · asked by BKool 4 in Television