Man gets up to go for work. Gets into the kitchen and finds wife crying. "Why are you crying my love?" says he.
"I have a confession. I cant cook, " says she, sobbing.
"Oh, don't worry," says the husband comfortingly. "Lets just make love instead." And so they do.
Husband goes for work and comes back for lunch. Same thing happens.
When he comes home in the evening, he is surprised to find his wife sliding naked on the stair railing.
"Just what are you doing, my love?" he asks.
"Warming up your supper," she replies.
2007-02-17
13:09:16
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