Man gets up to go for work. Gets into the kitchen and finds wife crying. "Why are you crying my love?" says he.
"I have a confession. I cant cook, " says she, sobbing.
"Oh, don't worry," says the husband comfortingly. "Lets just make love instead." And so they do.
Husband goes for work and comes back for lunch. Same thing happens.
When he comes home in the evening, he is surprised to find his wife sliding naked on the stair railing.
"Just what are you doing, my love?" he asks.
"Warming up your supper," she replies.
2007-02-17 13:09:16 · 46 answers · asked by sleekseke 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK....
2007-02-17 13:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great one!...My wife is a fantastic cook and lover at least I won't starve after burning up all those calories!
2007-02-25 05:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-02-17 13:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheeeeee!
2007-02-24 19:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but i've heard it before as the wife was running up and down the stairs...........LOL
2007-02-23 13:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved the punch line.. "Warming up your supper".. LOL! that's hilarious :-0
2007-02-24 17:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just guessing but She still doesn't know how to cook?
2007-02-21 17:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty..but funny.
2007-02-17 13:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Just me near dc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWEW
funny though. I laughed. 7/10
2007-02-25 04:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Heart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny!! wouldnt like to visit her house though...who knows what else she has used to warm up his "dinner"
2007-02-24 09:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty gross but it's really funny. I'll definitly tell my friends!
2007-02-17 13:36:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋