A man died and went up to Heaven. When he got to Heaven he noticed there to two gates to go through to enter Heaven, however, you could only go through one.
The sign above the one gate read: "For Men Who Are Told What To Do By Their Wives". At this gate, there was a line that went on and on and on.
The sign above the other gate read: "For Men Who Never Listen To What Their Wives Tell Them Do". At this gate, there was nobody standing in line.
Anyway, the man stood at the gate for men who never get told by there wives what to do. All the men in at the other gate turned and stared at him (since he was the only person at that gate). One of the men in the line asked, "So, you never listen to what your wife tells you to do?"
To this the man replies, "No. My wife told me to stand in this line."
2007-02-15
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