A man died and went up to Heaven. When he got to Heaven he noticed there to two gates to go through to enter Heaven, however, you could only go through one.
The sign above the one gate read: "For Men Who Are Told What To Do By Their Wives". At this gate, there was a line that went on and on and on.
The sign above the other gate read: "For Men Who Never Listen To What Their Wives Tell Them Do". At this gate, there was nobody standing in line.
Anyway, the man stood at the gate for men who never get told by there wives what to do. All the men in at the other gate turned and stared at him (since he was the only person at that gate). One of the men in the line asked, "So, you never listen to what your wife tells you to do?"
To this the man replies, "No. My wife told me to stand in this line."
2007-02-15 08:45:18 · 29 answers · asked by somegirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny you should really post that because it actually tells us how some men are stupid and retartds but it really good.
2007-02-15 08:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by mattie B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahah, that was good!
Here's one:
Susan is a respected single 80 year-old lady,who plays the organ at church.
One day, she invites the priest to have lunch at her place.
While she's making preparations, the priest starts looking around and notices that there's a jar full of water on the piano with a condom in it.
When she comes back, he asks her: "Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but can you tell me why you have a condom on a jar on water on top of the organ?
"Well, father, in fact I found the little package when I was walking on the street and it said 'put on organ and keep humid- it will prevent you from catching diseases' and you know what? It works! I haven't been sick since then..."
2007-02-15 09:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by Nessie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a accepted-grade instructor, Ms. Brooks, grew to become into having hardship with one among her scholars. the instructor asked, "Harry, what's your subject?" Harry replied, "i'm too clever for the 1st grade. My sister is interior the third grade and that i'm smarter than she is! i think of I could be interior the third grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had adequate. She took Harry to the vital's place of work. mutually as Harry waited interior the outer place of work, the instructor defined to the vital what the region grew to become into. The vital informed Ms. Brooks he would provide the boy a try. If he did no longer answer any of his questions he grew to become into to flow back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry grew to become into extra in and the circumstances have been defined to him and he agreed to take the try. vital: "what's 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." vital: "what's 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with each question the vital concept a third grader could comprehend. The vital seems at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "i think of Harry can flow to the third grade." Ms. Brooks says to the vital, "permit me ask him some questions." The vital and Harry the two agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have 4 of that I truthfully have in trouble-free terms 2 of?" Harry, after a 2nd: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "what's on your pants which you have yet i've got not got?" The vital puzzled why would she ask any such question! Harry spoke back: "wallet." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dogs try this a guy steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts off with a C, ends with a T, is furry, oval, scrumptious and includes skinny, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The vital sat forward together with his mouth putting open. Ms. Brooks: "What is going in perplexing and crimson then comes out soft and sticky?" The vital's eyes opened incredibly extensive and in the previous he could provide up the respond, Harry spoke back, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a guy do status up, a woman does sitting down and a dogs does on 3 legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The vital grew to become into trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts off with an 'F' and leads to 'ok' meaning a lot of warmth and exhilaration?" Harry: "Firetruck." The vital breathed a sigh of alleviation and informed the instructor, "positioned Harry interior the 5th-grade, I have been given the final seven questions incorrect...... "
2016-10-02 05:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL = D Very funny--and realistic!
2007-02-15 08:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by Dana Mulder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny :)
2007-02-15 08:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by Naptha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard this joke a lot in so many forms..its good!
2007-02-15 09:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! 10/10
2007-02-15 09:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. If only they would listen that well...
2007-02-15 08:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Malice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its more a riddle than funny but its okay its because i dont really like oral or written comedy
2007-02-15 08:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ricky E 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OMG THAT WAS FUNNY AS HECK I MEAN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE NEVER HEARD A JOKE THAT FUNNY!
2007-02-15 08:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by J-dogg 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋