Two men who are sitting in a pub, one with a cleft pallette, are discussing problems.
The guy with the speech impediment says "I cand fine no dirlfriend, en I'm lonely...."
His buddy suggests that he buys a yacht, and askes women out for a boat ride, and once he gets them 50-100 miles out, ask them to "fool around" or swim back.
He says he'll try it......returning to the pub the following month.
His buddy asks, "Well, how'd it go?"......He replied, "At firs it wuss ok, but den my wors nightmare happen.....the las un i toll to foo arond er schwim back, dwapped her dwars and a pistol on me and said You gonna eet or you gonna schwim.."
His buddy said, "Well, what did you do?"
He said "yoo dinit hear bout me dwonin, did ya?"
2007-02-14
15:00:49
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