Two men who are sitting in a pub, one with a cleft pallette, are discussing problems.
The guy with the speech impediment says "I cand fine no dirlfriend, en I'm lonely...."
His buddy suggests that he buys a yacht, and askes women out for a boat ride, and once he gets them 50-100 miles out, ask them to "fool around" or swim back.
He says he'll try it......returning to the pub the following month.
His buddy asks, "Well, how'd it go?"......He replied, "At firs it wuss ok, but den my wors nightmare happen.....the las un i toll to foo arond er schwim back, dwapped her dwars and a pistol on me and said You gonna eet or you gonna schwim.."
His buddy said, "Well, what did you do?"
He said "yoo dinit hear bout me dwonin, did ya?"
2007-02-14 15:00:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i agree with the guy part in rhubardpi's answer. but that is quite funny
2007-02-19 19:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may I suggest a revised punchline, "Da bwrood puwlls out a gun, wifts up her skurt and says , 'eat me or I'll bwoo you head off'. His buddy sez "well what the hell happened?" Guy says, "Wewll, ya didn't heer a gunthoot did ya"? Actually the whole thing will work better it the person with the gun is ALSO a guy.
2007-02-15 00:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the person with the gun should be a transvestite because really what dude has to have a gun pointed at them to do that to a woman?
2007-02-15 17:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-02-19 06:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by as_0917 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋