Entertainment & Music - 13 February 2007

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2007-02-13 09:08:34 · 20 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

A Rainbow of Devotion

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

2007-02-13 09:08:20 · 8 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-13 09:08:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone know who sings it, or whats it called? She is basically running thre the store saying "eddac ennie" being a tease, and stuff. Shes an arabic singer, at the end her and he rboyfriend are sitting on her car.

2007-02-13 09:07:44 · 1 answers · asked by ~Brown Eyes~ 3 in Music

Osama's Valentine

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the **** out of him."

2007-02-13 09:07:30 · 1 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

for a photographer making internet sites or videos.
Was your photographer/videoer proffessional?

2007-02-13 09:07:25 · 8 answers · asked by Sammy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 09:07:06 · 43 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Polls & Surveys

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

2007-02-13 09:07:01 · 11 answers · asked by silent_shadows23 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The news is on and I'm hearing the word Blizzard!! What's Happening out there in the Real World?? Who is cold??
Where are you? Get those flashlights ready!!

2007-02-13 09:07:00 · 20 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 09:06:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

help me out!

2007-02-13 09:06:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

rex grossman's wife alison miska or peyton manning's wife ashley manning?i would say peyton's wife

2007-02-13 09:06:44 · 9 answers · asked by Florida Gator #1 Fan 1 in Celebrities

Tap in your name into google, followed by the word "needs"... What does google say you need? funniest answer wins..
Mine says... Tim needs your help, will sell wife for food!!!

2007-02-13 09:06:34 · 23 answers · asked by Timmy28 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 09:06:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I know I hate my speaking voice on an answering machine! Is it the same way with a singer when they record a single? Do they hear it and think, "That's ME?!" I've always wondered this.

2007-02-13 09:06:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anna H 1 in Music

I hope she doesn't because I really like Nathan and I love his power. I now that he knows he has a daughter. He needs to find her and be a dad to her. Instead of being a jerk. Okay, maybe the election is important but family is more important. I hope someone can stop Jessica.

2007-02-13 09:05:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Thers this arabic song, I heard it a few times but I have NO idea what its called or who sings it..All I know is that she is a girl and she runs threw the market being a tease, and she says "eddac ennie" (Your hand off of me) Shes in a small outside store, the song was really popular. Can anyone help me out?

2007-02-13 09:05:17 · 1 answers · asked by ~Brown Eyes~ 3 in Music

Magic Watch

A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot girl and immediately looks at his watch.
She says, ''Is your date late or something''
He says, ''No I just got this magic watch''.
"What does your watch do that is so amazing?" asked the lady.
"It tells me what is happening."
"What does it say now asked the lady."
"It says you're not wearing panties."
"Well your watch is wrong, I do have panties on."
"Sorry, my watch is one hour fast."

2007-02-13 09:05:13 · 2 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Most of your have heard that in 2009, Jay Leno will be retiring as host of the tonight show, with Conan O'Brien taking his place..my question is does anyone know who then will be taking Conan's place as the host of late night? (my guess is probably some no name few have heard of, kind of like what Conan was when he first started)

2007-02-13 09:05:12 · 3 answers · asked by fhqwhgads_sibbie 1 in Television

2007-02-13 09:05:06 · 26 answers · asked by Father Dougal McGuire 2 in Television

I might want to if I felt she wasn't acting like a proper lady...ofcourse I would hope her mom would train her right.

2007-02-13 09:04:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wish it weren't true, but this seems to be the case. Strong language doesn't really bother me, but the rest of my family takes offense to it. We recently saw the Bourne Identity. It was a GREAT movie, one of the best I have seen. It had ONE f-word, and it was muttered under the main character's breath. This is proof that you don't need strong language to make an interesting movie. I am now in thriller/action movie mode and it doesn't seem to be letting up any time soon. A week ago we watched the movie Memento. This was also a great movie, but the 70+ f-bombs made my family cringe a little. I am looking for a good thriller/mystery/suspense movie made within the last 20 or so years. Every good movie I look into has too much foul language. I'm looking for a good movie that has a f-word count of maybe 30 or less. Any suggestions you could offer would be appreciated. Thanks.

2007-02-13 09:04:47 · 8 answers · asked by voltzart 1 in Movies

or breast implants?

2007-02-13 09:04:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 09:04:42 · 11 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

"Gotta wear a tie to get in this club" Said the bouncer. Jack had nothing but jumps leads in his car trunk. He fashioned them round his neck. The Bouncer said "Okay, you're in but don't start anything."

2007-02-13 09:04:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I LOVE it, I can feel my thighs n calves muscles shake, it starts to make me tired after a while though...


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2007-02-13 09:03:53 · 9 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is anyone else sick of seeing that Valtrex commercial where the guy says "I still dont have genital herpes" and the girl goes "and I still dont!" If I found out a guy I was seeing had herpes there would be no way I would stick around long enough to see if I ever got it from him! That is the most stupid commercail I have ever seen. What do you think?

2007-02-13 09:03:42 · 11 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

Shameless

2007-02-13 09:03:23 · 6 answers · asked by Welsh girl. 2 in Television

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"

2007-02-13 09:03:23 · 14 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what do i need to know? i read that bowing is not acceptable, you must grab the other's hand and shake.

2007-02-13 09:03:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys