Tap in your name into google, followed by the word "needs"... What does google say you need? funniest answer wins..
Mine says... Tim needs your help, will sell wife for food!!!
2007-02-13 09:06:34 · 23 answers · asked by Timmy28 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the f*ck up. ...
www.rodneyanonymous.com/archives/00000047.htm - 23k - Cached - Similar pages
or maybe
Michelle needs to come over to my house, make me some tacos & burritos, fetch me a beer and later on when I’m finished with my eats, pleasure me in a way ...
www.thesuperficial.com/2006/04/27/michelle_rodriguez_took_steroi.html - 68k
2007-02-13 09:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by pixoncoke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mike needs a date!
http://www2.hawaii.edu/~connolly/html/date.htm the picture and the reasons willprobably make it the funniest
2007-02-13 09:10:11 · answer #2 · answered by Go Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rats needs a late night dessert snack which she finds in the form of ......
Not that funny but weirdly accurate!
(Off to the kitchen cupboard)
2007-02-13 09:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by Rats 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kerri needs :Parent Association Meeting Notes
2007-02-13 09:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Craig needs a jobby job!
Craig needs to be with someone who appreciates him and Ashley aint it!
Dont know who Ashley is but she better start appreciating me, as for the other excuse me but im just going to the toilet!
2007-02-13 09:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jean needs to power up
2007-02-13 09:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Mystee_Rain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Martin needs medical treatment.
2007-02-13 09:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by Martin B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Justin needs to hook up with Jessica Simpson.
fifth result but moving up
2007-02-13 09:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine says Berni needs to get the hell out of the sport!!!
I'm not that bad surely!!!
2007-02-13 09:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy Roots 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It says I need a home....I'm an animal, it's for an animal shelter
How did they know I need a home? I'm living with my daughter
2007-02-13 09:11:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋