Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
2007-02-13 09:07:01 · 11 answers · asked by silent_shadows23 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yah little johnny! oh man thats hilarious! i laughed SO hard when i read that!
2007-02-13 09:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through the pastor's sermon Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it was distracting him from preaching. He decided to go over to Johnny and ask him a question about God.
"Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?"
His mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by her son falling asleep, stuck a pin in her son's right buttcheek.
"GOD!!!!" Cried little Johnny.
"Very good," the pastor replied. For he could not say it was wrong. And he continued on. But a short while later, Johnny fell asleep again. The pastor once again noticed this and decided to ask another question "Who was Mary and Joseph's son?" The pastor asked.
Johnny's dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a pin in his son's left butt cheek. "JESUS CHRIST!!!!" Yelled Johnny.
And once again the pastor replied "Very good."
Near the end of the church service, Johnny could not control himself and fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass him and ask a very hard question. "What did Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day?"
But before Johnny's parents could do anything Johnny shouted "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT IN HALF!"
2007-02-13 09:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by *$IcEe$* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I love the way Little Johnny thinks too!!
2007-02-13 09:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just too funny, it turned out little Johnny was more intelligent than his own teacher. LOVE IT!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!
2007-02-13 10:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hadn't heard that one in a while...thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-13 09:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Shannon M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first 10 times i heard it
2007-02-13 09:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha...great....Little Johnny got her good
2007-02-13 09:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats grouse and funny nice one :)
2007-02-13 09:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by My Life is in Black and White 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG..... johnny is back to make us laugh and scream...... this one is mind-blowing........ i loved it....
2007-02-13 09:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me laugh and it's kinda sweet!!
2007-02-13 09:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋