A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.

Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."

2007-02-10 04:57:42 · 15 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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white history month question?

why do we not have a white history month as well as a black one

2007-02-10 04:57:37 · 7 answers · asked by tonywuzere 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Has watching "Airline" made you more sympathetic towards airline staff when traveling?

I try to understand them more nowadays...

2007-02-10 04:57:07 · 5 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever did something right......?

But you knew it was wrong in doing it...???

2007-02-10 04:56:26 · 8 answers · asked by yahoo 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite movie ever that you can watch over and over again?

Since my favorite movies are Flags of our Fathers and World Trade Center, I wanted to know 2 things: Do you like those 2 movies I like and what is your favorite movie ever?

2007-02-10 04:56:10 · 25 answers · asked by jasmine_isabella_alhussein 1 in Movies

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How Many African American Oscar winners have there been?

Never actually thought about it. Does anyone know?

2007-02-10 04:55:03 · 8 answers · asked by pretearg5 1 in Movies

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We are going to a wedding social would anyone like to join us?

2007-02-10 04:55:00 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does Simon Cowell really hate Paula Abdul or is it just an act?

He says some pretty mean things to her, but is it all for show?

2007-02-10 04:54:39 · 6 answers · asked by trer 3 in Television

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Does anyone else like the song "My wish" from Rascal Flatts?

2007-02-10 04:53:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Can I get a YEEEEHHAWWWW????

From everyone that lives in the South????? AMERICAN BY BIRTH, SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD!!!!!!!

2007-02-10 04:53:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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IF someone DOES not LIKE YOUR question, WHY DO THEY bother to ANSWER it?

i mean... as long as you are not offending anyone, whats the problem ?..... if you answer just to be spiteful and vindictive...... does that make you a BAD person?

2007-02-10 04:53:16 · 33 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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ARE U a CHANCE OF RAIN?

huh? wtf am i sayin

2007-02-10 04:52:50 · 2 answers · asked by MICKIE JAMES #1 FAN (Mickie Lee) 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Daltrey and Townshend are coming to Buenos Aires, what I´m about to see?

Can we still call them The Who?

2007-02-10 04:52:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you think Anna Nicole Smith death is overrated?

2007-02-10 04:51:58 · 12 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Celebrities

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How do I watch movies on the internet as you do full sitcom's?

Not new releases but for instance you can go to certain sites and view full episodes how can you do this for movies? Are there sites that show full movies without a commitment?

2007-02-10 04:51:45 · 1 answers · asked by Karamelcandi 1 in Movies

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does anybody else love Scrubs???

2007-02-10 04:51:20 · 11 answers · asked by gold luck! 2 in Television

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