Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

M en Are Just Happier People--



What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be prime minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.


The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.



Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.



No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women

2007-02-09 07:53:25 · 15 answers · asked by tonywuzere 5 in Polls & Surveys

i really needed to watch that programme, it was on people diagnosing themselves and buying treatment from the internet. i sadly fell asleep and missed it. is there any way i can see the programme again or on the web? how do i find out?
oh and 10 points to anyone that can post a link of the programme

2007-02-09 07:53:19 · 2 answers · asked by raggyann 3 in Television

Finally the follically challenged, extendedly grown, morbidly enlarged podiatrial mother trucker has gotten it that I put him where he is and if I so wanted I COULD PUT HIM BACK THERE, TOO!

Is this a sign of hope, or perhaps the APOCALYPSE?

2007-02-09 07:52:53 · 5 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are alot of people who do it.But I think cameras will be banned from my funeral.Who wants a pic of a dead body?If you can't take my picture when I'm alive don't take it when I'm dead.

2007-02-09 07:52:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:52:47 · 4 answers · asked by Florida Gator #1 Fan 1 in Celebrities

I think the guy is a leach who attached himself to Anna with the promise that she would soon be an oil heiress. In the recent footage being shown, Anna apears to be completely out of it with Howard making all the calls. I even wonder if he was the one providing her with the drugs. I think he convinced a grieving, woman in a drug induced stuper to marry him just days after her son's death. I seriously doubt that he is little Danielynn's father, but what I think will happen next is that he will lay claim to at least half of the fortune based on his bogus marraige to Anna.
What do you think?

2007-02-09 07:52:44 · 8 answers · asked by Aunt Bee 6 in Celebrities

Is it worth my money?

2007-02-09 07:52:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I travel around the world,
but only stay in corners.
What am i?

2007-02-09 07:52:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

her new one that has just come out the chours goes. i dont wanna do this anymore, i dont wanna be the reason why. sorry that all i got can you help please?

2007-02-09 07:52:30 · 18 answers · asked by saffie d 1 in Music

any song at all

2007-02-09 07:52:28 · 28 answers · asked by Kellie Timp 2 in Music

2007-02-09 07:52:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have heard of rap music, and now there is grime, what exactly is it?
I'm just trying to further my education!

2007-02-09 07:52:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:52:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:51:55 · 2 answers · asked by Mark C 2 in Polls & Surveys

I once had a kid's show on saturday mornings at 9:00 am. I wear big floppy red shoes and have bright red hair sticking out under my bald rubber skull cap. Who am I??

2007-02-09 07:51:55 · 17 answers · asked by Bam Bam Obama 3 in Celebrities

I'm single!!

2007-02-09 07:51:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think about this random idea that I had.

Anna Nicole's baby would inherite all her money right? Do you think that one of the three men (Prince Frederick von Anhalt) (Howard K. Stern) (Larry Birkhead) killed her? Even though they don't know which one is the father, do you think that any of them would be willing to chance murdering her in hope that they would be declared the father, which means that they would have custody of the baby, and all her money? It's a little far fetched.....but what are your ideas?

2007-02-09 07:51:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Foxy Foxy may leave me again because of my addiction to Hooters waitresses, uh, err, I mean wings. I can't lose the woman I love to Jimmy B! Help!!!!

2007-02-09 07:50:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Story here : http://index-go.com/anna-nicole-smith-tribute-page.asp

2007-02-09 07:50:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-09 07:50:10 · 11 answers · asked by Mark C 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:49:54 · 12 answers · asked by baby_CSJ_ xxx 2 in Music

2007-02-09 07:49:41 · 18 answers · asked by Di 2 in Movies

im doin a report 4 band class....who are some famous drummers from bands like: fall out boy,panic! at the disco,+44...and others like that

2007-02-09 07:49:31 · 13 answers · asked by bstuek 1 in Music

Go shopping, drink, watch a movie?

2007-02-09 07:49:13 · 22 answers · asked by ROO! 3 in Polls & Surveys

me directions to the party tonight..?

2007-02-09 07:49:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:48:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:48:43 · 7 answers · asked by Mark C 2 in Polls & Surveys

by Whitney Houston.

Worst record ever, or can you think of something even worse?

2007-02-09 07:48:35 · 35 answers · asked by mcfifi 6 in Polls & Surveys

I used to watch G.L. all the time. But i have been out of it for awhile i just started watching it. Jonathan and Tammy were togeter but now both are dead. But I guess My question is why were they together? Weren't they cousins? Jonathan's Mom is Reva and Tammy's mom is Cassie. and Reva and Cassie are sisters.

2007-02-09 07:48:25 · 3 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Television

I have buried yard gnomes ,drown a GI Joe...yep,Moms not proud..
thanks alot*

2007-02-09 07:48:23 · 34 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys