M en Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be prime minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women
2007-02-09 07:53:25 · 15 answers · asked by tonywuzere 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha ha I just love your nerve, why are men happier, simple because women run round after them, why do women run round after men, because men are incapable of doing things themselves.
2007-02-09 08:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe that is true! Guys have it much easier. and we women get pregnant, go in labour and get periods!!! we have so much to do! u lot don't deserve us. we ought 2 get a reward or something for the amount of things we do 4 u guys cos u r incapable 2 do it your self. and we do most of the hard jobs in life. u guys do the manual stuff though. well, that's how life is i guess. just gotta live with it and move on. we still got our gud points in life. and we do get to treat everyone else like crap and be moody cows whilst we have our periods. and sometimes we get lavished by our partners. so its not all bad. look at the bright side more often women!!! :)
2007-02-09 09:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they certainly should be they go through life without a care they are a different breed to women its a woman that gives them life and probably they need assistance from a woman as they reach old age {to care for them } so you might say women see them into the world and see them out of it at their end
2007-02-10 01:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by browneyed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, you might be on to something. (Although once or twice, I've bought shoes that have hurt for a couple of days until they break in, but still.
Oh yeah, we have to go to war, too.
2007-02-09 08:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Year of the Monkey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lot of men were born breech too
2007-02-09 07:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they aren't... According to male health problems and all the heart attacks I guess you would call that stressed and not happy...
2007-02-09 08:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel happier already.
I'm just going to annoy my wife now by asking how dinner is coming along.
2007-02-09 07:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Yeti 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the things you've mentioned are the kind of petty,insignificant pleasures and privelleges that really don't contribute much to the big picture,there's much more to life and happiness than simply being able to open jars and urinate hassle-free.
2007-02-09 07:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by al 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When I die I want to come back as a man...you gits-I mean guys have it sooo easy!
*Omigod al...LIGHTEN UP DUDE!
2007-02-09 07:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, but they're look better looking and smell better too.
2007-02-09 07:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋