Father O'Hara has Father Smith round for tea. Father Smith notices that his host's housekeeper is a young attractive woman and worries that they might be having an affair. To test this theory he slips a silver cake slice into his pocket. The next week Father O'Hara notices the cake knife is missing. "Father Smith must have taken it," says Father O'Hara to his housekeeper. "There's no other explanation."
"Don't accuse him of anything," says his housekeeper. "Send him a letter and write that you're not saying he did take it, and you;re not saying he didn't take it, but just point out it's been missing since he was here.
"A couple of days later the couple get a letter from Father Smith. It reads: "Father O'Hara, I'm not saying you are sleeping with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying you're not, but I'd like to point out that if you'd been sleeping in your own bed you'd have found that blasted cake slice by now." :)
2007-02-09
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