Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

You have an important meeting (like, really crucial) and you are late and theres no time to shower. It's a hot day and the meeting is in a hot room. Your boss, big boss etc will be there. If you don't leave your house immediately you will miss the bus/train etc. Your whole future career depends on this meeting....?

2007-02-09 22:26:14 · 3 answers · asked by Peace 2 in Polls & Surveys

Preferably one available on DVD.

Thanks

2007-02-09 22:26:03 · 15 answers · asked by tray 2 in Television

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.

Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

2007-02-09 22:24:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hopeful and bursting with love VS. Bitter and warped with despair.

2007-02-09 22:20:54 · 34 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 22:19:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No matter what your skin colour.

Every skin colour gets racially abused, not just Asian or Black!

2007-02-09 22:19:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you still keep in contact or have you grown apart?

2007-02-09 22:19:09 · 41 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

he appears in supernatural and he has 24 years old and lives in los angeles but he had born in Texas.his girl friend is Sandra Mccoy.

2007-02-09 22:18:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Okay, so a kindergarden teacher was teaching her class about the 5 senses. Today she was teaching them about the sense of taste. She got out a bag of assorted lifesaver candies and passed them out. The kids were saying things such as "Mine's strawberry!" and "I got cherry!" "Yummm Lime!". So then, when they were finished, she got out another bag, of honey flavored lifesavors but did not tell them what it was. So they were all trying them and they thought they were really good, but no one could figure out what flavor it was. Then, the teacher said "I'll give you a hint, it's something your mommy calls your daddy". They thought about it. All of a sudden, one of the kids spit it out and screamed "EW! ITS A.SSHOL.E!"

Did you think this was funny? I loved it when my friend Crissy showed it to me =]

2007-02-09 22:18:18 · 14 answers · asked by Karen Smith 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't want a band that's like, "The Gay Boyz" or anything, I'm just wanting a list of some cool bands with gay or bisexual lead singers. I just found out the lead singer of The Feeling is gay. I really like the band Dangerous Muse too.

If you know of any please share :)

2007-02-09 22:18:15 · 10 answers · asked by Needtobeindependant 1 in Music

2007-02-09 22:17:49 · 11 answers · asked by help 2 in Celebrities

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

2007-02-09 22:17:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Sometimes it helps to share it with someone.

2007-02-09 22:17:16 · 38 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

A saturday morning thought....

2007-02-09 22:15:31 · 12 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

That were walking around the plains, And once they got to a waterfall the painted would wash out and the people would start dancing around

I think a line from it was Hey Ma ma ma

2007-02-09 22:14:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

bill collector that always seems to know just the wrong time to call? And then when you say it is a bad time they act like they don't hear you?

2007-02-09 22:14:41 · 17 answers · asked by LS 4 in Polls & Surveys

The tune "Cherry Blossom Pink,Apple Blossom White" may have been used in the movie.

2007-02-09 22:13:37 · 10 answers · asked by trombone 1 in Movies

2007-02-09 22:13:27 · 25 answers · asked by Mimi 3 in Movies

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.

St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. "I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"

St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the pearly gates, and agreed to check on his case.

After investigating, he told the attorney, "I'm afraid that there is no mistake my son...

We verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to your clients, and according to that, you're at least 108 years old!"

2007-02-09 22:11:34 · 11 answers · asked by daniel a 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the advert shows a series of funny clips, and the background music in the advert is like a jazz tune, the advert has only been going for about 2 months now.

2007-02-09 22:10:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Its not a dirty joke so keep all answers clean.

2007-02-09 22:08:37 · 3 answers · asked by Dodi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have to admit i cried a bit ever since i found out Anna Nicole Smith passed away, Some mean people have called me stupid for crying over her death, Anyone feel the same way I do???
P.S: please be nice she was a human being just like you.
P.S: please have some respect if ur gonna say mean things please dont post anything.

2007-02-09 22:08:30 · 28 answers · asked by Stel 1 3 in Celebrities

I love bbc comedys, whats your fvourite? At the moment i am loving Red Dwarf.

2007-02-09 22:08:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-09 22:07:30 · 10 answers · asked by Lynne 3 in Television

We got some work to do now ;)

2007-02-09 22:06:41 · 12 answers · asked by Muscle Bears Daddy 1 in Polls & Surveys

TABECCA GOTME!

ROSE CUTTER!

GAYNANY OBERON

PADMA PURI

NAKE GONNDA

THESE ARE FEW NAMES THAT I HAVE HEARD IN BOOKS AND SOME OF WHICH I HAVE MET WHEN I DID MY WORLD TOURED. FUNNY, WEIRD YET UNIQUE!

and here some 1 liners too!

• Badminton used to be known as "poona."

• Giraffes were at one time referred to by Europeans as "cameleopards," believing giraffes were the offspring of camels and leopards.

• Japan's Tokyo Zoo closes for two months each year to give the animals a break from visitors.

hope u enjoy ya do tell have u hear those names before???

2007-02-09 22:03:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do you answer it then..? =D

2007-02-09 22:02:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 22:00:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Whats the best TV advert and what ones do you find really annoying? Personally i think the best one is the dancing Citroen transformer one and i cant stick the "tom tom" or that new car advert that repeats "when why where over and over again"!! (think its a car advert) so annoying i have to switch it over! lol

2007-02-09 21:59:43 · 18 answers · asked by Bobby J 3 in Television

2007-02-09 21:59:38 · 9 answers · asked by Muscle Bears Daddy 1 in Polls & Surveys