A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
2007-02-09 22:17:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke was so:
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GOOD
FUNNY
TRICKY
2007-02-09 22:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by R♥Smart Guy♥R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey really good to see you back on the board, missed you`re sense of humour.
The Young`uns `eh, don`t like to read anything that has more that one sentence!
10/10
Loved it.
Tink xx
P.s Glad you`re feeling much better.
2007-02-10 00:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well she cheated him... but to tell you frankly, I would still say, "Goodbye mother" if the old lady tries to cheat me for the second time.
I don't get a chance to say, "Goodbye mother" so often now a days.
2007-02-13 05:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I think i heard this joke before. Maybe not the same but similar
jokes like this.
2007-02-09 23:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old *****!, she needs a slap across those wrinkled cheeks.
Did he chase after her? What did he do? Did he steal back her shopping? Tell me Tellll me I need to know!!!
:D
2007-02-09 22:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a Catholic yet received't call our Blessed mom "mom of God" because it really is pass over greatest. The Catholic Church teaches that Jesus change into/is both God and guy in a unmarried man or woman that could want to no longer be separated. The Holy Spirit spoke by potential of Elizabeth and she or he referred to as Mary, the mum of my Lord, (who's Jesus, yet Mary isn't the mum of God because Mary is a created creature and not in any respect divine. to say that mary is the mum of God implies to maximum those that Mary is Divine which she isn't. in spite of the undeniable fact that, Mary isn't "an uncomplicated Jewish lady"as one individual replied. Mary change into the single woman in all of historic previous; picked by potential of God out of all women human beings alive previously Mary and all women human beings born after Mary to be the organic mom of His Son Jesus. i will't see how all people might want to have the audacity to call Mary the mum of Jesus, basically an uncomplicated lady. also, if my top arm might want to talk it would want to wisely say that it really is body in spite of the undeniable fact that it would want to no longer say that it really is "the body"; likewise,Jesus is God yet he's not "The God" in uncomplicated words you may want to say that he's the God and he's spelled interior the Hebrew as YHVH Jesus referred to as YHVH, my Father.
2016-10-17 06:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! Ouch!
2007-02-10 00:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Good to see you back A/L. That alone put a smile on my face.
Your jokes, as ever, are good.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-10 09:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter how many times I hear it its still funny. Awesome joke you rock!!!
2007-02-09 22:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical devious woman trick,
funny story, though
xxx
2007-02-10 02:00:32 · answer #10 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooow the crafty old bugger i wonder if that would work for me 10/10
2007-02-10 01:05:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋