A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.
St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. "I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"
St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the pearly gates, and agreed to check on his case.
After investigating, he told the attorney, "I'm afraid that there is no mistake my son...
We verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to your clients, and according to that, you're at least 108 years old!"
2007-02-09 22:11:34 · 11 answers · asked by daniel a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice story it was funny :D thanks .
2007-02-09 22:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by xeibeg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-02-10 07:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-10 06:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Peace C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
dieing youn!
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2007-02-10 06:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-10 06:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-02-10 07:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is tops
2007-02-10 06:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he hehehe he he but so true
2007-02-10 06:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by maisyn3m ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was cool.
2007-02-10 06:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.... good
2007-02-10 09:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anshra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋