Okay, so a kindergarden teacher was teaching her class about the 5 senses. Today she was teaching them about the sense of taste. She got out a bag of assorted lifesaver candies and passed them out. The kids were saying things such as "Mine's strawberry!" and "I got cherry!" "Yummm Lime!". So then, when they were finished, she got out another bag, of honey flavored lifesavors but did not tell them what it was. So they were all trying them and they thought they were really good, but no one could figure out what flavor it was. Then, the teacher said "I'll give you a hint, it's something your mommy calls your daddy". They thought about it. All of a sudden, one of the kids spit it out and screamed "EW! ITS A.SSHOL.E!"
Did you think this was funny? I loved it when my friend Crissy showed it to me =]
2007-02-09
22:18:18
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