Entertainment & Music - 8 February 2007

A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?"
"A multi-millionaire."

2007-02-08 22:47:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yes ... I did ...

2007-02-08 22:46:34 · 21 answers · asked by Ghost-Rider VI 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 22:45:52 · 10 answers · asked by teen 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 22:45:39 · 18 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Happy Friday everyone...........

2007-02-08 22:45:06 · 6 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

If anyone out there is hungarian, and knows about a cartoon called Lolo Kalandjai, could you please answer. I need to know what the english title would be and who wrote the stories. Thanks.

Tesz akárkit közben itt beszélnek magyarul? Ha így van , legyen szíves mondanak ha bizonyára tudod A Magyarról karikatúra Duna TV hívna "Lolo kalandjai". Köszönet.

2007-02-08 22:43:53 · 2 answers · asked by Bombshell 6 in Other - Entertainment

Banta was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to # 329, Next Street.

By mistake, he went to # 239, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him.

She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.

He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered.

Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.

"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."

"Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."



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2007-02-08 22:41:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-08 22:40:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-08 22:39:24 · 6 answers · asked by mihaitzu_06 1 in Movies

2007-02-08 22:39:05 · 9 answers · asked by raghubirsharan sraghu 1 in Music

Or slowly wrap it up and drag your @rs home...?

...How will you leave work today... FRIDAY?

2007-02-08 22:37:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats the rest of the words to that song please :)

2007-02-08 22:37:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It's mine!! Anyone else here born on Feb 9th? What year? I was born in 1973

2007-02-08 22:37:28 · 14 answers · asked by mackembabe 2 in Horoscopes

It hurt sooo bad I downed a bottle of pepto bismol..... and it actually tasted good. ( you know it hurts when...lol) I know what caused it ( sort of) but I need to know how to fix it quick, I thought my chest was being ripped apart by fire.

2007-02-08 22:35:47 · 12 answers · asked by Natashya K 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 22:34:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my date of birth is 16 june1984, time of birth is 6.40pm , place is ludhiana and my husband's date of birth is 23 may 1981, time of birth is 12.05 am and place is delhi.
i want to know about our married life, about carrier, baby etc.

2007-02-08 22:34:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I thought they deleted them before they posted them?????????

2007-02-08 22:33:43 · 6 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you are talking to someone on the phone and disagree with what they say and say 'thats a load of crap' is that swearing? To me its not but the person at the end of the phone accused me of swearing what do you think?

2007-02-08 22:33:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where can I get some Oldies Instrumentals like for example "Angel Baby" and "Im your puppet"?

2007-02-08 22:30:59 · 2 answers · asked by Young Crowd 1 in Music

I heard this one joke I thought is so funny, I rolled in laughter. What do you think?

3 men died one day and came before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

1st man was asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? Man says, oh, about 50 or so..., so St. Peter lets him in and gives him a pinto to drive.

2cd man arrives, and St. Peter asks how many times he cheated on his wife. Well, I'd say about 25 or so. St. Peter opens the gates wide and gives him a camaro to drive.

3rd man came to the gates and St Peter asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? I never cheated at all, sir, he replied. Peter rolls the gates wide and gives the man a brand new Rolls Royce to drive.

Sometime later, the other 2 guys find the 3rd guy bawling his eyes out beside the road. "What's wrong?", they asked. "You got the good car to drive!"

I know, replied the 3rd man, but I just saw my wife go by, and she was on SKATES!

LOL

Tell me what you think, (Sorry ladies, no offense, just a joke!)

2007-02-08 22:30:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What emotion is an anagram of a homonym of an antonym of a homonym of an anagram of wolf?

2007-02-08 22:29:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Call the police or go out side and kick thier @ss or run and hide?

2007-02-08 22:27:22 · 25 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

61, 691, 163, 487, 4201, ?

2007-02-08 22:27:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Unbelivable pain! I'm still in tears and dont't know what to do. It seems such a small thing to go to the E.R. Any sugestions?

2007-02-08 22:26:24 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 22:26:02 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 22:25:29 · 36 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 22:24:17 · 4 answers · asked by kakashi 2 in Comics & Animation

Eroding. Erroooding. Errodiiiing...

2007-02-08 22:23:10 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

That in this time, people in Polls & Surveys are too tired to give stars

2007-02-08 22:21:39 · 27 answers · asked by Ear 3 in Polls & Surveys

5ive girls
is ut any good?

2007-02-08 22:20:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies