I heard this one joke I thought is so funny, I rolled in laughter. What do you think?
3 men died one day and came before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
1st man was asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? Man says, oh, about 50 or so..., so St. Peter lets him in and gives him a pinto to drive.
2cd man arrives, and St. Peter asks how many times he cheated on his wife. Well, I'd say about 25 or so. St. Peter opens the gates wide and gives him a camaro to drive.
3rd man came to the gates and St Peter asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? I never cheated at all, sir, he replied. Peter rolls the gates wide and gives the man a brand new Rolls Royce to drive.
Sometime later, the other 2 guys find the 3rd guy bawling his eyes out beside the road. "What's wrong?", they asked. "You got the good car to drive!"
I know, replied the 3rd man, but I just saw my wife go by, and she was on SKATES!
LOL
Tell me what you think, (Sorry ladies, no offense, just a joke!)
2007-02-08 22:30:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i ll tell u what i fink - 11/10 lol
its a gud joke - lol
im gonna give dat 2 ma mates mother - she finks her husband;s cheatin on her - will it b a gud joke to give??
2007-02-08 23:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 7/10
2007-02-09 08:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense taken some times the shoe is on the other foot HA HA
2007-02-09 06:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by timex846 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-02-09 06:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHEHEEHE!! top joke n no offence taken hahaha
2007-02-09 07:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol and rofl tooo
2007-02-09 08:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-02-09 06:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-lmao-good-funny-hillarious
2007-02-09 07:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that is pretty funny...
2007-02-09 06:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Justin
2007-02-09 07:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋