Banta was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to # 329, Next Street.
By mistake, he went to # 239, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him.
She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered.
Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."
"Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."
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2007-02-08 22:41:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One sunny afternoon, Banta was out in the woods hunting and came upon a nude girl tied to a tree. He asked her what had happened.
She explained how a couple of men had tied her up and had enjoyed her services without paying a ground fee.
"Why didn't you scream for help?" asked Banta.
"I did," she replied "but there's nobody within a six mile radius so they couldn't hear me."
"Six miles?" Banta remarked. "Are you sure of that?"
"Yes, I'm certain," she replied.
"Well, then," said Banta, "here we go again.
2007-02-08 22:42:21 · update #1
The first one was much funnier!
2007-02-08 23:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-09 07:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1st one is better
2007-02-09 09:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Kristol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - luved the jokes - and really made sense
oh and i know where u have got em from!
2007-02-09 06:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl i liked em both keep em comming pls
2007-02-09 07:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2 LOL,thanks
2007-02-09 22:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by thefiftholdest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny keep em coming
2007-02-09 07:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is funniest
2007-02-09 07:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is more funnier
2007-02-09 08:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd is better
2007-02-09 07:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋