Entertainment & Music - 8 February 2007

A PB&J sandwich the peanut butter or the jelly? Why?

2007-02-08 06:24:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is there a site I(we) can go to, to watch last nights Beauty and the Geek? I believe it is Episode 6 (on the farm).

My daughter and I paitentally await anyones help in telling us where to go view it at.

Thanks

BE SAFE

Cheri

2007-02-08 06:23:41 · 3 answers · asked by ☆it_cant_lick_itself☆ 6 in Television

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping...
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Store Manager

2007-02-08 06:23:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-08 06:23:08 · 7 answers · asked by Jean Claude Van Damme 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 06:23:08 · 22 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 06:23:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, the looking for a online friend, the obvious pervs, the weird fetish "tell me if you ever"....You know the type.
Turn the other cheek or report?

2007-02-08 06:22:56 · 1 answers · asked by Munya Says: DUH! 7 in Polls & Surveys

who sings the song that starts "baby"in the kellogs advert

2007-02-08 06:22:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I remember seeing a hilarious scene from Scrubs where JD tries to confront the Janitor by dressing as Carla. Eventually - realising that he can't speak Spanish - he said "feliz navidad" and walks away. Does anyone know which episode, from which season, this happened in? Thanks in advance! (",)

2007-02-08 06:22:34 · 2 answers · asked by squirrellondon 4 in Television

Do you check to see if anyone is looking before you sniff your fingers, or do you not care if it's noticed. I ask as I've just been caught and shrugged my shoulders.

(maybe I should mention it was in the supermarket and I dropped my trousers and underwear to eradicate the offending itch)

2007-02-08 06:22:23 · 18 answers · asked by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 in Polls & Surveys

NEVER TRUST AMERICAN DOCTORS! Here's why...

2007-02-08 06:22:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am and just started answering questions on Yahoo Answers. What am I gonna do tomorrow?

2007-02-08 06:22:04 · 17 answers · asked by Mike Oxbig 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 06:21:48 · 22 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

bobobo is coming back on the 17th of febuary

2007-02-08 06:21:20 · 8 answers · asked by tlwhack 2 in Comics & Animation

that places your head "in the clouds?" : )

That feeling like you can't think straight because you're blissfully happy. : )

2007-02-08 06:21:09 · 7 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 06:20:59 · 2 answers · asked by M.B. 4 in Television

the name of the song and who was the band

2007-02-08 06:20:57 · 15 answers · asked by erica c 2 in Television

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other ones penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

*IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL !!!! *

2007-02-08 06:20:10 · 2 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

have ya ever picked your nose with those long nails and had one of em get stuck up in there and had to go to the emergency room????

2007-02-08 06:20:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i don't get it. like for instance, 50 cent, jay-z, dem franchize boys, young joc, the list goes on, are always talking about people hating on them. who would hate on them, and why? i mean, I know they have money, but can money alone make someone jealous of someone so hideously unattractive? i mean, me PERSONALLY I am not jealous of them one bit-no matter how much money they might have. Is this a hoax, or do people actually hate on these rappers?

2007-02-08 06:19:49 · 4 answers · asked by Yvette S 1 in Music

I would go with The Sopranos.

2007-02-08 06:18:29 · 41 answers · asked by Steve007 1 in Television

I mean Character!! :D

2007-02-08 06:18:03 · 36 answers · asked by ☆hello☆ 3 in Comics & Animation

I don't know why but I'm completely infatuated with him on House, i don't know if it's his sarcastic attitude, but i'm finding myself obsessed with that show...anyone else feel this way?

2007-02-08 06:16:48 · 5 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Celebrities

2007-02-08 06:16:46 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to do a project about the world and religion. Can you just please answer these?

1) Is there a book of Thomas?
2) Numbers?
3) Judges?
4) Job?
5) Moses?

2007-02-08 06:16:28 · 7 answers · asked by No Picture 1 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering

2007-02-08 06:16:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No,
we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and
good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? - I got proof.

What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

2007-02-08 06:15:46 · 12 answers · asked by frank m 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-08 06:15:25 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

im italian

2007-02-08 06:15:11 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hi i am a 17 yearold girl in iran. and i havenot been in america but i know that they are really nice and kind people. they think well and have a high culture.iranian people have nice memories of americans because maybe 25 years ago iran and america were freinds. you know my mother says when she was a kid she had a lot of italian american freinds and she tells they really like eachother. anyway now because of the political issues we dont have such a relation between two countries. actually i want to study medicine and then go to america to study other subjects like physics because i love physics. but my family and especially my father all the time says me if i go to america i will feel alone he says they dont like iranians because of the doings of our government! any way my causin is going to america to get phd in electronic next month . but i am a girl and we have some relatives in germany and my father says i can go there but i prefer america. so tell me will they not like me there?

2007-02-08 06:15:09 · 8 answers · asked by star 1 in Polls & Surveys