A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No,
we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and
good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? - I got proof.
What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
2007-02-08 06:15:46 · 12 answers · asked by frank m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-08 06:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raised a smile
2007-02-08 06:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im Polish, this is pretty funny. I always tried to make up a joke using polish remover but couldn't think of anything good. :) Thanks for the joke.
2007-02-08 06:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Fil D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Very cute! I'm gonna have to tell this over again!!!
2007-02-08 06:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!! 9/10
2007-02-08 06:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
;) ;) ;)
Can't imagine the dialoge if she was Japanese or Swedish Blonde.
2007-02-08 06:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-02-08 06:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was FUNNY
2007-02-08 06:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by winnerfull-1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my uncles is polish... im howling.. very funny...
2007-02-08 06:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about time we had some new jokes..... yawn
2007-02-08 06:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nastrovje !!! Holy Jesus !!!!!!!!!!!
What a lovely joke... Thanks for the belly scratching.
Aaron.
2007-02-08 06:45:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋